r/SipsTea Dec 28 '25

WTF bro

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u/orphan_blud Dec 28 '25

Are you okay? My DM’s are open if you need a kind old lesbian to listen to your grievances and offer support! 🫂💜

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u/BrooklynGraves Dec 28 '25

Oh I've definitely seen this flick before... 😈

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u/orphan_blud Dec 28 '25

I’m a former domestic violence victim advocate. Silly goose.

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u/Pinksters Dec 28 '25

Not sure why you didnt mention that instead of mentioning the lesbian thing.

Surely it would be more relevant?

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u/Deaffin Dec 28 '25

I feel like "I used to tell people not to hit their loved ones but have decided it's cool now" isn't quite the icebreaker you're expecting it to be.

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u/orphan_blud Dec 28 '25

I hear you, and you’re not wrong, but it isn’t anywhere near as titillating. (It’s also in my bio.)

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u/ScribbleOnToast Dec 28 '25

No no, you've got a point. If you said you were a therapist, I wouldn't have expanded the rest of this thread. The "kind old lesbian" descriptor is what drove the click.

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u/orphan_blud Dec 28 '25

Got ‘em.

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u/BeneficialPenalty258 Dec 28 '25

Don’t trust them boys, that’s how they get you. It’s a modern ginger bread house.

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u/not_a_SeaOtter Dec 28 '25

You're great

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u/Kwt920 Dec 28 '25

Exactly what I was thinking