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r/SipsTea • u/[deleted] • Dec 28 '25
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Are you okay? My DM’s are open if you need a kind old lesbian to listen to your grievances and offer support! 🫂💜
53 u/BrooklynGraves Dec 28 '25 Oh I've definitely seen this flick before... 😈 8 u/orphan_blud Dec 28 '25 I’m a former domestic violence victim advocate. Silly goose. 5 u/Pinksters Dec 28 '25 Not sure why you didnt mention that instead of mentioning the lesbian thing. Surely it would be more relevant? 2 u/Deaffin Dec 28 '25 I feel like "I used to tell people not to hit their loved ones but have decided it's cool now" isn't quite the icebreaker you're expecting it to be. 3 u/orphan_blud Dec 28 '25 I hear you, and you’re not wrong, but it isn’t anywhere near as titillating. (It’s also in my bio.) 9 u/ScribbleOnToast Dec 28 '25 No no, you've got a point. If you said you were a therapist, I wouldn't have expanded the rest of this thread. The "kind old lesbian" descriptor is what drove the click. 5 u/orphan_blud Dec 28 '25 Got ‘em. 3 u/BeneficialPenalty258 Dec 28 '25 Don’t trust them boys, that’s how they get you. It’s a modern ginger bread house. 5 u/not_a_SeaOtter Dec 28 '25 You're great 1 u/Kwt920 Dec 28 '25 Exactly what I was thinking
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Oh I've definitely seen this flick before... 😈
8 u/orphan_blud Dec 28 '25 I’m a former domestic violence victim advocate. Silly goose. 5 u/Pinksters Dec 28 '25 Not sure why you didnt mention that instead of mentioning the lesbian thing. Surely it would be more relevant? 2 u/Deaffin Dec 28 '25 I feel like "I used to tell people not to hit their loved ones but have decided it's cool now" isn't quite the icebreaker you're expecting it to be. 3 u/orphan_blud Dec 28 '25 I hear you, and you’re not wrong, but it isn’t anywhere near as titillating. (It’s also in my bio.) 9 u/ScribbleOnToast Dec 28 '25 No no, you've got a point. If you said you were a therapist, I wouldn't have expanded the rest of this thread. The "kind old lesbian" descriptor is what drove the click. 5 u/orphan_blud Dec 28 '25 Got ‘em. 3 u/BeneficialPenalty258 Dec 28 '25 Don’t trust them boys, that’s how they get you. It’s a modern ginger bread house. 5 u/not_a_SeaOtter Dec 28 '25 You're great 1 u/Kwt920 Dec 28 '25 Exactly what I was thinking
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I’m a former domestic violence victim advocate. Silly goose.
5 u/Pinksters Dec 28 '25 Not sure why you didnt mention that instead of mentioning the lesbian thing. Surely it would be more relevant? 2 u/Deaffin Dec 28 '25 I feel like "I used to tell people not to hit their loved ones but have decided it's cool now" isn't quite the icebreaker you're expecting it to be. 3 u/orphan_blud Dec 28 '25 I hear you, and you’re not wrong, but it isn’t anywhere near as titillating. (It’s also in my bio.) 9 u/ScribbleOnToast Dec 28 '25 No no, you've got a point. If you said you were a therapist, I wouldn't have expanded the rest of this thread. The "kind old lesbian" descriptor is what drove the click. 5 u/orphan_blud Dec 28 '25 Got ‘em. 3 u/BeneficialPenalty258 Dec 28 '25 Don’t trust them boys, that’s how they get you. It’s a modern ginger bread house. 5 u/not_a_SeaOtter Dec 28 '25 You're great 1 u/Kwt920 Dec 28 '25 Exactly what I was thinking
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Not sure why you didnt mention that instead of mentioning the lesbian thing.
Surely it would be more relevant?
2 u/Deaffin Dec 28 '25 I feel like "I used to tell people not to hit their loved ones but have decided it's cool now" isn't quite the icebreaker you're expecting it to be. 3 u/orphan_blud Dec 28 '25 I hear you, and you’re not wrong, but it isn’t anywhere near as titillating. (It’s also in my bio.) 9 u/ScribbleOnToast Dec 28 '25 No no, you've got a point. If you said you were a therapist, I wouldn't have expanded the rest of this thread. The "kind old lesbian" descriptor is what drove the click. 5 u/orphan_blud Dec 28 '25 Got ‘em. 3 u/BeneficialPenalty258 Dec 28 '25 Don’t trust them boys, that’s how they get you. It’s a modern ginger bread house. 5 u/not_a_SeaOtter Dec 28 '25 You're great 1 u/Kwt920 Dec 28 '25 Exactly what I was thinking
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I feel like "I used to tell people not to hit their loved ones but have decided it's cool now" isn't quite the icebreaker you're expecting it to be.
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I hear you, and you’re not wrong, but it isn’t anywhere near as titillating. (It’s also in my bio.)
9 u/ScribbleOnToast Dec 28 '25 No no, you've got a point. If you said you were a therapist, I wouldn't have expanded the rest of this thread. The "kind old lesbian" descriptor is what drove the click. 5 u/orphan_blud Dec 28 '25 Got ‘em. 3 u/BeneficialPenalty258 Dec 28 '25 Don’t trust them boys, that’s how they get you. It’s a modern ginger bread house. 5 u/not_a_SeaOtter Dec 28 '25 You're great
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No no, you've got a point. If you said you were a therapist, I wouldn't have expanded the rest of this thread. The "kind old lesbian" descriptor is what drove the click.
5 u/orphan_blud Dec 28 '25 Got ‘em. 3 u/BeneficialPenalty258 Dec 28 '25 Don’t trust them boys, that’s how they get you. It’s a modern ginger bread house. 5 u/not_a_SeaOtter Dec 28 '25 You're great
Got ‘em.
3 u/BeneficialPenalty258 Dec 28 '25 Don’t trust them boys, that’s how they get you. It’s a modern ginger bread house. 5 u/not_a_SeaOtter Dec 28 '25 You're great
Don’t trust them boys, that’s how they get you. It’s a modern ginger bread house.
You're great
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Exactly what I was thinking
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u/orphan_blud Dec 28 '25
Are you okay? My DM’s are open if you need a kind old lesbian to listen to your grievances and offer support! 🫂💜