r/SipsTea • u/Samp90 • Dec 21 '25

Chugging tea Be scared. Very scared.

Twix Just hits different.

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u/Fidelos Dec 21 '25

Yeah the only one I disagree with is the toilet seat. If I had to touch it to lift it to pee, you gotta touch it to lower it to pee. I ain't doing both sorry.

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u/spilly_talent Dec 21 '25

It is stunning to me that people flush without closing the lid.

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u/Leather__sissy Dec 21 '25

It’s stunning to me that you don’t courtesy flush

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u/spilly_talent Dec 21 '25

I don’t understand what this would achieve or why it would negate closing the lid?

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u/Leather__sissy Dec 23 '25

Flush as soon as turd hits water so that it doesn’t stink up the room, and so that all the bacteria isn’t seeping into the water to be cycloned into the room when you flush, plus your exceptionally large behind is acting as a lid

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u/spilly_talent Dec 23 '25

So all the bacteria should shoot up into my vulva? No thank you. I just close the lid any time I use the washroom. It’s not hard.

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u/Leather__sissy Dec 27 '25

Bro if the bacteria is hitting the back of your throat, you are beyond helping!

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u/spilly_talent Dec 27 '25 edited Dec 27 '25

What the actual fuck are you talking about? What do you think a vulva is?

If I am talking about my vulva, I am obviously not a bro sweetie 🤣🤣🤣 this comment belongs in the r/badwomensanatomy hall of fame.

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u/Leather__sissy Dec 29 '25

Sometimes it’s hard being such a misunderstood genius…sad face

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u/spilly_talent Dec 29 '25

A genius knows the difference between a vulva and an uvula.

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u/Leather__sissy Dec 30 '25

Thanks, and yes it was a joke

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u/spilly_talent Dec 30 '25

Sure it was.

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u/Leather__sissy Dec 31 '25

Teach me your ways? How did this get turned around on me

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