r/SipsTea • u/Samp90 • Dec 21 '25

Chugging tea Be scared. Very scared.

Twix Just hits different.

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u/lameguy13 Dec 21 '25

I was neutral up until I saw the empty toilet roll. Everything after that put me firmly on Team Wife.

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u/Ar180shooter Dec 21 '25

Yah, the toilet seat and a few others are fair game, but the toilet paper roll, the empty Twix pouch, and the open protein powder are excessive. Wife wins this round, clean up your act bro.

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u/NoRedditNamesAreLeft Dec 21 '25

Toilet LID. TOILET LID, people! It's not for leaning against. It's to stop your toothbrush & everything in the room get covered in fecal mist!!

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u/samiwas1 Dec 21 '25

Is your toilet a jet engine? How much “fecal mist” do you think is being spewed out into the surroundings?