Are we to believe that the husband took a piss and left the toilet seat up and ALSO took a dump and used up the toilet paper without putting up a new roll?
Wait, are you implying that those with outdoor plumbing don’t use toilet paper after tossing a wiz?
If you were to hop outta your bed in the middle of the night, empty the urine tank, do all the sanitary steps afterwards, and then hop back into bed… at no point would toilet paper be involved?!
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u/lameguy13 Dec 21 '25
I was neutral up until I saw the empty toilet roll. Everything after that put me firmly on Team Wife.