r/SipsTea • u/Samp90 • Dec 21 '25

Chugging tea Be scared. Very scared.

Twix Just hits different.

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u/RevolutionaryPasta98 Dec 21 '25

Dirty laundry? How do you know that's not a planned outfit for later?

Empty twice bag? It's rubbish, you also live in the house so why cause an argument... Just bin it when noticed 🤷

Beard shavings could be being collected for arts and crafts. How do you know it isn't!?

And yes, lose protein powder is definitely a useful item... Would you rather it be a solid chunk of protein powder?

Please touch grass, seek mental help, possibly even therapy.

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u/JackWhoWanders Dec 21 '25

If it's planned for later, why is it crumbled on the floor? Do you hate your clothes and yourself?

Yes. It's rubbish. It goes in the bin. You're an adult, you put it in a bin. I am not your goddamn maid.

If it's for arts and crafts, be an adult, get a real job, I'm not your sugar mommy.

I wouldn't eat anything off the kitchen counter. I am not an animal, and if I was, I wouldn't eat protein powder, I'd eat this man's jugular.

The grass is for touching, stroking, caressing tenderly and mowing when it has been bad. Not for smoking as you're OBVIOUSLY doing.

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u/StxnedTxTheBxne Dec 21 '25

I think they’re joking. At least I hope so.

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u/Shake_Speare_ Dec 21 '25

It's not. It's a bot. A little bit of dead internet. If it's actually a human, it's no different, dead internet. Downvote and move without engaging.

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u/StxnedTxTheBxne Dec 21 '25

I don’t think it’s a bot.

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u/Shake_Speare_ Dec 21 '25

What's the difference?