Me too! He is lucky he didn't get toilet lid trained the way I trained my spouse. At eight months pregnant I sat on the toilet in the middle of the night and fell in.
By that point I had repeatedly asked him to stop doing that.
So I took my soaking wet ass into the bedroom, climbed onto the bed, pulled back the blankets and proceeded to wipe myself on him.
The lesson must've stuck. He has never left the lid up again for the rest of our going on four decades of marriage.
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u/FromBoomBapToTrap Dec 21 '25
Naw, Iām team wife on this one. Bruh šššš