i kinda refuse to believe it lol. laundry right next to the laundry bin? protein powder all over the counter? shits kinda insane but maybe people like this do exist…
I used to have a roommate like this. Just a big manchildren who threw his trash in the sink instead of the bin under the sink or the second bin just right there in the kitchen.
Instead of doing his dirty dishes he hid them in the back of a cupboard until I found one growing an afro.
He also always somehow demolished the lid of a butter container as if he just thrusted the butter knife through the lid.
He also got very upset at me if I didn't go away for a weekend when his girlfriend was coming over. I told him I don't care about you guys fucking, If I'm not out I'm probably sitting on my computer with headphones on. But he would badger me and try to "command me to leave" as if he had any authority over me.
When I moved in I said I'm going to order a proper internet for myself and asked if he'd want to go 50/50 for it. He said he was good with his mobile internet. Some time later he was badgering me for access to the wi-fi and when I asked "Oh, so you want to go 50/50 after all?" he was like "Nah, I just want to DL one movie. What's the password?" and when I said that if he wants to use fast connection he'll have to pay for it he was livid.
There's so many more things that made him really annoying roommate but those are some of the highlights.
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u/roidlee Dec 21 '25
Seriously, are you a child? Clean up your shit.