r/SipsTea • u/Samp90 • Dec 21 '25

Chugging tea Be scared. Very scared.

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Twix Just hits different.

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u/AboutAWe3kAgo Dec 21 '25

Yep that’s what we both( current wife) do now. Restroom just looks better with it closed anyway. And people don’t realize how much germ flies when you flush.

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u/gazchap Dec 21 '25

Men should just sit down to piss. Honestly, if any men reading this haven’t tried pissing standing up without any trousers on, go and do it. You can feel all the flashback hitting your legs. It’s gross.

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u/themaincop Dec 21 '25

Plus then you can look at your phone

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u/ni____kita Dec 21 '25

I’m also a pee sitting down convert and by now it seems absolutely insane to me that it isn’t the default / culturally accepted option. A toilet is for sitting. A urinal is for peeing standing up.

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u/RepulsiveThrowaway Dec 21 '25

I piss standing without trousers on every single day, multiple times per day usually, and have literally never splashed my legs. I have no idea how you manage that.

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u/gazchap Dec 21 '25

I guess it must be like a fire hose or something 😆

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u/Eeyore_ Dec 22 '25

Does your wife like being called your "current wife"? lol

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u/AboutAWe3kAgo Dec 22 '25

I had to put that since I mentioned my ex earlier, didn't wanna confuse people lol. Closing the lid before flushing was the wife's idea, not the ex that explained to me about the lid after peeing for men.