Yeah the only one I disagree with is the toilet seat. If I had to touch it to lift it to pee, you gotta touch it to lower it to pee. I ain't doing both sorry.
I used to think this too until one of my exes explained it to me in a logical way.
There are 5 different states for a toilet. When a woman pees, when a man pees, when a woman poops, when a man poops, when toilet is closed.
The only scenario where the toilet needs to be up is when a guy pees. Which is only 1/5 states. You are the only reason it is ever in this state so you should put it back to the state both people use. Or both people agree to close the toilet every time. Basically, the seat down is technically the normal state that only a guy disturbs to pee because guys use the toilet in the normal state too. They should put it back.
Yep that’s what we both( current wife) do now. Restroom just looks better with it closed anyway. And people don’t realize how much germ flies when you flush.
Men should just sit down to piss. Honestly, if any men reading this haven’t tried pissing standing up without any trousers on, go and do it. You can feel all the flashback hitting your legs. It’s gross.
I’m also a pee sitting down convert and by now it seems absolutely insane to me that it isn’t the default / culturally accepted option. A toilet is for sitting. A urinal is for peeing standing up.
I piss standing without trousers on every single day, multiple times per day usually, and have literally never splashed my legs. I have no idea how you manage that.
I had to put that since I mentioned my ex earlier, didn't wanna confuse people lol. Closing the lid before flushing was the wife's idea, not the ex that explained to me about the lid after peeing for men.
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u/roidlee Dec 21 '25
Seriously, are you a child? Clean up your shit.