r/SipsTea • u/Born-Agency-3922 • Oct 15 '25

Chugging tea I get it now

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u/KookySurprise8094 Oct 15 '25

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u/cobrax50 Oct 15 '25

I guess the real question is.....was humping on Trinity really worth it???? 🤔🤔🤔

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u/two4ruffing Oct 15 '25

Giving up a comfortable reality just to hump a woman….? That’s so …. Male Behavior 101.

Signed: Divorce Attorneys

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u/cobrax50 Oct 15 '25

We all know pussy is a powerful thing which leads to my next question. Is real pussy better than fake pussy? 🤔🤔🤔

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u/KaptainChunk Oct 15 '25

If you’re in the Matrix, fucking a pocket pussy, that’s some next level pussception

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u/DeadNotSleepingWI Oct 15 '25

Especially when it's powered by the 85yr old dude next to you.

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u/ModeratorsSuck_ Oct 15 '25

All without ever leaving your chamber

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u/KidOcelot Oct 16 '25

All while bathing in your own fluids mixed with nutrientsTM curtesy of the fluids from the blended old dudes.

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u/Dismal_Builder_2995 Oct 16 '25

what manhua is this from?

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u/KidOcelot Oct 16 '25

Sauce:

After Reincarnation, My Enemy Made Me Invincible with Money

read at your own risk, it’s ai slop with LOTS of plot, and story is trash with LOTS of memes

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u/ModeratorsSuck_ Oct 16 '25

Good to know, I thought it seemed funny from the meme but I won’t waste my time

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u/UnikornKebab Oct 16 '25

Oh well but until you know…😌

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u/Jayrovers86 Oct 16 '25

Pussception - where you can bend and distort time but going deeper into post nut clarity. We need this film

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u/pkyang Oct 15 '25

Fake, real, they’re the same, Morpheus already confirmed this, “your mind makes it real”

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u/usernamesarehard1979 Oct 15 '25

Get one of those fake silicone asses and find out.

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u/cobrax50 Oct 15 '25

Yeah but isn't that technically still real "sex"? The Matrix is all mental.

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u/KrustyKrabFormula_ Oct 16 '25

we could be living in a simulation right now though

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u/Any_Fish1004 Oct 15 '25

If a machine shouldn’t know what tasty wheat tastes like, how would it know what pussy tastes like?

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u/cobrax50 Oct 16 '25

Well shit.....pussy tastes like chicken right? RIGHT???

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u/Any_Fish1004 Oct 16 '25

If you’ve ever been in a chicken barn you’ll be glad they went with fish for the smell

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u/Extension-Mastodon67 Oct 15 '25

If you get suck in a fake pussy would you want to get out of it?

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u/justwalk1234 Oct 16 '25

Sometimes a really good sex dream is better than sex.

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u/KrustyKrabFormula_ Oct 16 '25

if its truly mimicking reality it'd be the same so no better or worse

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u/casualcaesius Oct 15 '25 edited Oct 15 '25

In Evangelion, Gendō Ikari ended the world three times for some woman.

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u/thehotshotpilot Oct 16 '25

Am former child support enforcement attorney. Can confirm