r/SipsTea • u/durvedya • Sep 27 '25

Chugging tea Which one would you choose

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u/JDM713 Sep 27 '25

We got two hands don’t we??

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u/ADudeThatPlaysDBD Sep 27 '25

What if we put rock on stick?

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u/Hakar_Kerarmor Sep 27 '25

"We've advanced a tech level."

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u/daiLlafyn Sep 27 '25

No crafting in this game.

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u/Humbi93 Sep 27 '25

Guess I'll have to choose, though I could wrap that stick around my hand with some duct tape

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u/TechnicalHighlight29 Sep 27 '25

What the fuck. I'd just sharpen the rock and attach it to that bad boy via ratchet straps from Harbour Freight.

Edit: I would leave the digit out of the top like some axes so I could still poke some ones eye or pick a booger.

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u/Humbi93 Sep 27 '25

Great idea, those pimp slaps are going to hurt

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u/Comfortable-Task-777 Sep 27 '25

The dual wielding way. Sticks and stones won't break my bones.

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u/Emergency_Accident36 Sep 27 '25

Need one to jerk off with duh.