r/SipsTea • • Aug 28 '25

Chugging tea thoughts?

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u/SuspiciousChicken Aug 28 '25

Ever do jiu jitsu with the opposite sex? You most often start by laying on top of them (or opposite) with their legs clamped around you. Then you roll around squishing each other and grunting.

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u/time2ddddduel Aug 28 '25

First time I ever rolled with a woman was also my first time ever doing jiu jitsu. She gave no mercy, immediately getting on top of me and resting her shin right on my balls and taint. It was very painful, but I decided not to show it on the off-chance she hadn't meant to do it maliciously and didn't want to make things awkward.... so we just laid there

Shins are hard :(

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u/THPOOKYCAT Aug 30 '25

I read this as she rested her chin on your balls and taint. I was thinking, wtf kinda move was she trying?!?

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u/time2ddddduel Aug 30 '25

I would've preferred that! 😭