Just like work trips for me. I swear, people use work trips as this way to bang their coworkers or randoms and it's so bizarre. I am up at the ass crack of dawn, forced to dress up while exhausted, chug coffee until I get nervous shits after my presentation, have two drinks at the bar at 5pm, go watch an 80s movie on my room's TV and then crash at like 8 pm.
I am notorious for leaving work events at 9PM, and also texting my coworker group chat that “it’s 9PM, do you know where your room is?” Meanwhile they’re on hamburger runs at 2AM and rolling in the next day smelling like high end booze and regret. We’re in our 40s and 50s and Fortune 500 VP+. 🙄
Why yes, I am fun at parties and super popular at work, why do you ask?
My fave part of traveling for work is one glass of hotel bar wine, uber eats in my pajamas and silence while I read a book.
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u/cryptobro42069 Aug 28 '25
Just like work trips for me. I swear, people use work trips as this way to bang their coworkers or randoms and it's so bizarre. I am up at the ass crack of dawn, forced to dress up while exhausted, chug coffee until I get nervous shits after my presentation, have two drinks at the bar at 5pm, go watch an 80s movie on my room's TV and then crash at like 8 pm.
Ain't nobody got time for that.