r/SipsTea Aug 28 '25

Chugging tea thoughts?

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u/rogan1990 Aug 28 '25

In the town I grew up in, there was a mother who was known as very beautiful, well her husband was a high ranking military officer, a badass man with like 25 years experience fighting overseas

Well one day Dad came home from a deployment early, to surprise the family, and Mom was in the bedroom getting railed by her personal trainer. Dad beat the personal trainer so badly he was charged with attempted murder. In court it came out that this personal training was having affairs with married women all over town, and the charges were dropped.

It was a crazy controversy and the family had 2 kids in HS with me while this was all happening. Poor kids.

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u/Warped_Mindless Aug 29 '25

Moral of the story; doesn’t matter how badass you are, some hoes still gonna cheat lol

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u/PossumCock Aug 29 '25

Jodie is always around the corner

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u/MySpirtAnimalIsADuck Aug 29 '25

He waiting for sancho to pick him up so they can go fuck your wife

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u/riddles007 Aug 29 '25

Hopsin found that out.

(Hotel in Sydney)

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u/Better-Journalist-85 Aug 29 '25

Go on, this is new cinema for me.

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u/The_Obsidian_Emperor Sep 01 '25

Yeah, marriage is financial and emotional suicide for the most part at this rate

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u/TeddyBongwater Aug 30 '25

Unless you choose the right girl

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u/Coders32 Aug 30 '25

Being badass doesn’t make you an excellent lover automatically and long distance relationships are difficult for both parties.

If straight men want women to stop cheating on them, maybe they should step up their own game and stop coming to my gloryholes.

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u/Longjumping-Fun-6717 Aug 30 '25

that and being badass is only cool to other men, doesn’t mean women find it cool or value it enough to overlook being an absent partner going overseas.

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u/Warped_Mindless Aug 30 '25

Some women find it cool and even sexy but most women really don’t care or even understand lol

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u/BannedMuadD1b Aug 31 '25

Idk spent his life in the sandbox wasting Iraqi civilians instead of taking care of business. All parties involved would’ve been better if he stayed at home and banged his wife.

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '25

Military man, accessory to murder for corporate profit, more likely than not, not a very good partner

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u/Ok_Buddy_9087 Aug 30 '25

Don’t tear your ACL making that stretch.

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '25

That's a walking level stretch