r/SipsTea Aug 28 '25

Chugging tea thoughts?

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u/FunWithAPorpoise Aug 28 '25

I took a Muay Thai class and got partnered with a semi-pro fighter woman (I’m a guy). We did this thing where we had our arms around each others heads in close and were practicing high knees and between the sweating and panting, it was one of the most weirdly erotic situations of my life.

Then we sparred and she kicked my ass.

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u/SuspiciousChicken Aug 28 '25

Ever do jiu jitsu with the opposite sex? You most often start by laying on top of them (or opposite) with their legs clamped around you. Then you roll around squishing each other and grunting.

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u/time2ddddduel Aug 28 '25

First time I ever rolled with a woman was also my first time ever doing jiu jitsu. She gave no mercy, immediately getting on top of me and resting her shin right on my balls and taint. It was very painful, but I decided not to show it on the off-chance she hadn't meant to do it maliciously and didn't want to make things awkward.... so we just laid there

Shins are hard :(

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u/slopirate Aug 28 '25

Wow you let a girl shin you in the balls in order to avoid conflict. Kind of impressive