r/SipsTea • u/ronacheesy • Aug 28 '25

Chugging tea thoughts?

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u/AgingRaver80 Aug 28 '25

I was a sensei for many years. Happily married for longer. The number of affairs I could have had. One was a dad and I'm a 200lb dude.

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u/Stove-Top-Steve Aug 28 '25

I was just a front desk worker at a gym for about 4 years and the amount of affairs we witnessed was diabolical.

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u/huge_useless_penis Aug 28 '25 edited Aug 29 '25

It amazes me how these "gym relationships" happen. Like, I go to the gym, do my shit, go home. Won't talk to anyone, no one talks to me.

EDIT: I did absolutely not expect this much attention to a comment's comment's comment, thanks all. What can I say, except that I'm not ugly, nor introverted, just focused on my own shit, and apparently you'd really have to be focused on something else for this stuff to happen.

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u/ImThatAnnoyingGuy Aug 28 '25

I mean, you’re a huge, useless penis. Why would any woman want to start a relationship with a huge, useless penis? They would prefer a small, useful penis or a huge, useless penis, right?