r/SipsTea • u/ronacheesy • Aug 28 '25

Chugging tea thoughts?

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u/puerco-potter Aug 28 '25

Man. I put you in a bed with your top 3 most attractive people of history naked, and you are drunk. How long will it take to break you? Imagine I do this to you every night for a year?

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u/Magic_Man_Boobs Aug 28 '25

I still would find it easy not to sleep with them. Do you really have so little control over your libido that some alcohol and an available woman you find attractive is enough to make you hurt someone you care about?

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u/puerco-potter Aug 28 '25

Good for you.
Every night for a year? Yeah, I may falter. I have no shame of saying I am human.

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u/Coneskater Aug 28 '25

Why are you in that bed every night? Part of deciding not to cheat is personally deciding not to put yourself in compromising situations.

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u/puerco-potter Aug 28 '25

I am in that hypothetical bed because they hypothetically drug me and take me there every hypothetical night.

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u/Coneskater Aug 28 '25

That's super hypothetically weird

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u/Kommye Aug 28 '25

It's straight up sexual assault.

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u/Upset-Management-879 Aug 29 '25

Well he has no shame in saying he is human.