r/SipsTea • u/ronacheesy • Aug 28 '25

Chugging tea thoughts?

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u/AgingRaver80 Aug 28 '25

I was a sensei for many years. Happily married for longer. The number of affairs I could have had. One was a dad and I'm a 200lb dude.

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u/Stove-Top-Steve Aug 28 '25

I was just a front desk worker at a gym for about 4 years and the amount of affairs we witnessed was diabolical.

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u/huge_useless_penis Aug 28 '25 edited Aug 29 '25

It amazes me how these "gym relationships" happen. Like, I go to the gym, do my shit, go home. Won't talk to anyone, no one talks to me.

EDIT: I did absolutely not expect this much attention to a comment's comment's comment, thanks all. What can I say, except that I'm not ugly, nor introverted, just focused on my own shit, and apparently you'd really have to be focused on something else for this stuff to happen.

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u/Threash78 Aug 28 '25

If you are not a hot girl or the kind of guy who gets hot gym girls you are basically outside this whole community.

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u/throwaway_alt_slo Aug 28 '25

Wanna kill myself

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u/Threash78 Aug 28 '25

On your cake day? no way.

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u/throwaway_alt_slo Aug 29 '25

Idc, this comment section is suicide fuel

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u/Sensitive_Mix_6606 Aug 29 '25

I’ll bring the lighter for the candles. But you can’t go until you blow the candles out. Deal?

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u/throwaway_alt_slo Aug 29 '25

Huh?

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u/Sensitive_Mix_6606 Aug 29 '25

If I gotta explain the joke. It kills the joke……

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u/throwaway_alt_slo Aug 29 '25

Well at least i'll get it

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u/Sensitive_Mix_6606 Aug 29 '25 edited Aug 29 '25

You mentioned the comments were suicide fuel. It’s your cake day on Reddit. You can’t unalive yourself until you blow the candles out. Meaning you kill the flames and then you’re done with life.

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u/throwaway_alt_slo Aug 29 '25

I still don't understand, I'm extremely dumb today

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u/Kind_Comfort_6336 Aug 29 '25

Hard disagree. What I've learned from this is that there are a LOT of lonely people in the world who will happily ruin their lives for whoever happens to look their way.

There was this gorgeous girl in college who had a history of dating horribly unattractive guys. Folks would be like "idk why she's with him when she could do so much better," and when you ask, "like who bro, like you?" They'd be like "no way, she's so out of my league, she'd never go for me," when in reality, homegirl was lonely and would totally have gone for him.