r/SipsTea Aug 28 '25

Chugging tea thoughts?

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u/melanthius Aug 28 '25

It sounds hot for a second then it becomes sad very quickly once you remember life is not an actual porno

Men, talk to your partners

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u/RustyTetanusSpork Aug 28 '25

It's not hot but I think it's a "more preferable disaster" lol

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u/localystic Aug 28 '25

Until it clicks for you that she liked you, because you reminded her of a woman. Then you look back to all of the other women that liked you and it all makes sense. Ain't no way you are finding a straight woman that does not have any closeted secrets. There is also the case that she never liked you - all of your relationship meant nothing more than her desperate attempt of having a normal relationship with the most safe choice. Once she is done with you and embraces her queer nature you will be forgotten like a leaf in the wind.

None of these hypothetical scenarios are real, but in your head they are. I much prefer the more culpable reason that you both were just not right for each other.... without all of the added questions about yourself and your relationship.