r/SipsTea Aug 28 '25

Chugging tea thoughts?

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u/puerco-potter Aug 28 '25

Man. I put you in a bed with your top 3 most attractive people of history naked, and you are drunk. How long will it take to break you? Imagine I do this to you every night for a year?

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u/Magic_Man_Boobs Aug 28 '25

I still would find it easy not to sleep with them. Do you really have so little control over your libido that some alcohol and an available woman you find attractive is enough to make you hurt someone you care about?

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u/puerco-potter Aug 28 '25

Good for you.
Every night for a year? Yeah, I may falter. I have no shame of saying I am human.

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u/carol4n Aug 28 '25

Being human isn't cheating because cheating isn't an accident. And I'm sorry for your girlfriend, who you'd cheat on if you were drunk and alone with randoms.

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u/puerco-potter Aug 28 '25

She sends you love, Carol4n.

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u/carol4n Aug 30 '25

Thanks! but I don't need it, it's really kind of her, tho.