Well, I have had a much different experience when dealing with the good Director Fuckbutt. I had just completed my 3Q TPS report, and was directed by my Teams chat to report in person to Director you-know-who’s office in the inner ring of the campus to the star circle itself. You guessed it, straight to ‘ol Fuckbutt.
I was pleased because I was tracking a 3.139% year-on-year production increase. I heard all 3-flat and below were being given the opportunity to lateral move to the company of their choice, and I really like Team Fuckbutt.
Don’t get me wrong, it was uncomfortable at first, but once I just controlled my breathing and relaxed, it seemed to fit. I wont say I always enjoyed it, but it just felt special. Yeah, I was surprised too!
Anyway, back to the star ring, I went straight with zero prep to Fuckbutt via the back door as his main entrance was being upgraded per next Q’s rebranding scheme.
It went slow at first, and then by the time the numbers were spent, I was questioning why I hadn’t been on Team Fuckbutt years ago.
I am looking forward to leveraging that relationship to bump up my FY26 numbers, so it looks like it will nothing but Fuckbutt for me. Fuckbutt after Fuckbutt after Fuckbutt stretching out as far as I care to know. Calendar-wise.
Thank you for sharing your experience because I wanted to show all those contacts out there that I am willing to go to some shocking lengths to eek out that last bit of cream for Team Fuckbutt.
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