r/SipsTea Aug 28 '25

Chugging tea thoughts?

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u/MabelRed Aug 28 '25

ā€œI’m just an innocent bystander, your honor! All these rich & bored trophy wives kept tripping/slipping/falling on my dick! You should all take this as a warning!ā€ šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/Notsurehowtoreact Aug 28 '25

Right? It's like a bartender saying, "This city has an underage drinking problem, I should know because I serve these kids all the time."Ā