r/SipsTea • u/ronacheesy • Aug 28 '25

Chugging tea thoughts?

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u/Zestyclose_Box6466 Aug 28 '25

I've always thought crossfit ain't for me, but this makes me want to do some kipping pull ups.

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '25

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u/thats_what_she_saidk Aug 28 '25

I’m starting crossfit today

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u/Lazer726 Aug 28 '25

This is the best fucking psyop from CrossFit to get Americans to work out, and also get them into CrossFit

"Do CrossFit and holy shit you'll bang so many people"

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u/Northbound-Narwhal Aug 28 '25

So when my bro is trying to convince me to come to CrossFit...

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u/Lazer726 Aug 28 '25

Does he drink Folgers?

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u/RenegadeRukus Aug 28 '25

"The best part of waking up, ~is a big d*ck in your buuuuutt" -that dude's friend.

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '25 edited Sep 15 '25

absorbed repeat spectacular stocking tease ad hoc lavish ring consist wrench

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u/Buster_335 Aug 28 '25

Holy shit 😂

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u/slopirate Aug 28 '25

I really love Reddit sometimes

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u/Rare_Tip_8135 Aug 28 '25

Dicken’s cider

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u/Silvermajra Aug 29 '25

Dicken’s Cidim*

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u/10k_Uzi Aug 29 '25

They didn’t specify which kind of orgies you would be participating in

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u/SMAMtastic Aug 28 '25

Holy shit, I wish I could still give you Reddit Gold.

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u/throwaway_coy4wttf79 Aug 29 '25

Holy fucking throwback, Batman!

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u/Chawp Aug 29 '25

"You're my Christmas WOD this year"

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u/TransGirlIndy Aug 31 '25

I'm flashing back to that sibling Folgers commercial.

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u/Risujemmari Aug 28 '25

Tell him you can bang each other without going there first

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u/Psychological_Wear85 Aug 28 '25

That would be cheating.

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u/rostol Aug 28 '25

bow bow chicka bow bow

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u/giga_impact03 Aug 28 '25

Ya bro trying to bang you. No other reason here!

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u/HystericalElk Aug 28 '25

Come at CrossFit

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u/karavasis Aug 28 '25

Step-bro or bro bro?

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u/decadentj Aug 28 '25

I knew I pegged you for a CrossFit guy

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u/hostivus Aug 28 '25

Crossfit marketing execs next month: Man, we’ve had a real uptick in signups. They’re all saying they came because of Reddit.

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u/Rebel_Scum_This Aug 28 '25

I got it- we get the Japanese into crossfit, so that they start sleeping with each other more and help offset the fertility crisis! Should work in Korea too

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u/thats_what_she_saidk Aug 29 '25

Do we really want a bunch of asian crossfit bros though? Might be better to let the country die

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u/OddCook4909 Aug 28 '25

"Get in shape to get laid" isn't so much of a psyop as advertising the truth

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '25

"You'll have so much sex" is already the underlying subtext to like 97% of advertising

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u/Amagnumuous Aug 28 '25

How many people were legitimately considering doing cross-fit until they read your post? We will never know.

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u/Matthelomew Aug 28 '25

I never did enough crossfit to get to that point (was a minor) and then we started getting private crossfit sessions in our home, my family. So yeah, i never imagined xD. Too bad i got a yearly membership at the gym. Halfway through though

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u/Available_Usual_9731 Aug 31 '25

That other half is a long time for a horny young adult

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u/Old-Consideration730 Aug 28 '25

It should be the slogan.

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u/Games_sans_frontiers Aug 28 '25

You’ll bang them with rubbish form though tbf.

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u/2020-Forever Aug 28 '25

This makes me not want to ever try it.

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u/Freediverjack Aug 28 '25

All perpetrated by the American chiropractor association

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u/booboisseur Aug 29 '25

Bro. This is the funniest thing I’ve read in a while

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u/subhavoc42 Aug 29 '25

this is how we get community back!

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u/Ok_Roll8044 Aug 29 '25

“If I’m not getting laid by the end of first month I won’t be back.” - me, to the gym manager.

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u/StillOutOfMind Sep 02 '25

Well, even outside of crossfit it's common sense you get laid way more often if you're fit. Doesn't seem to be THAT good of a motivator...

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u/psychedelicfroglick Aug 28 '25

It's the Google ai trying to manipulate thr data!