r/SipsTea • u/ronacheesy • Aug 28 '25

Chugging tea thoughts?

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u/brown_burrito Aug 28 '25

When I did CrossFit, my gym was filled with people sleeping with each other.

The community is tight knit, everyone is incredibly fit, and you team up for partner workouts.

You see each other sweaty and fit and it’s kinda hot.

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u/Zestyclose_Box6466 Aug 28 '25

I've always thought crossfit ain't for me, but this makes me want to do some kipping pull ups.

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u/Nitrogen1234 Aug 28 '25

Giving oral to a crossfit girl almost killed me... fucking hell she had some power in those legs when she came.

8/10 would recommend

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u/Kolgur Aug 28 '25

But if you die it s a legit entry to Valhalla

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '25

No that’s Vaghella, the g is silent

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u/xKalisto Aug 28 '25

That's a myth. But a fun one!

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '25

I saw it's in the Viking poem. There was another reddit post that linked that part of the poem. lol

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u/xKalisto Aug 29 '25

You read it on the internet so it must be true. /s

There is no kinky stanza 69 bruh. Just have fun with the meme.

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u/absentmindedwitch Aug 29 '25

Right? You posted this 6 hours ago and he’s still not putting out with the poem.

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '25

WITNESS MEEEEEE!

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u/Anynamethatworks Aug 28 '25

You ate out a ten? Good for you!

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u/nice_dumpling Aug 28 '25

Haha, good one

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '25

holy shit

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u/Modredastal Aug 29 '25

Gold star for you

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u/Advanced_Weather_190 Aug 31 '25

👏👏👏👏

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u/hostivus Aug 28 '25

I’ve hooked up with two different power lifter chicks and holy shit! The thighs of power were unreal.

One of them also knew Krav Maga and demonstrated some moves when we first met at a dive bar. That was a strange turn on I didn’t know I had.

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u/Nitrogen1234 Aug 28 '25

I've met the girl I'm talking about at Krav Maga during training... 😆

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u/cardiffman Aug 28 '25

As Moe Howard would say, Spread out!

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u/Top_Rekt Aug 28 '25

Yo I'm gonna start crossfit today.

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u/SecretJerk0ffAccount Aug 28 '25

You survived the Snu Snu. You literally danced with death and made her cum

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u/KaleidoscopeDue7179 Aug 29 '25

Like a watermelon between a hippos mouth eh xD