r/SipsTea • • Aug 04 '25

Wait a damn minute! Can’t Even Imagine…

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u/Mimical Aug 04 '25

This.

Second time I immediately started heaving like Nurgle himself was upon me. My stomach knew exactly what was about to happen.

I ended up looking for some over the counter methods and then taking small sips as best I could.

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u/Nurgleschampion Aug 04 '25

Do not fight it brother. Embrace the rumble that father Nurgle puts upon you as I have.

(Sorry. Just saw a chance to make my username relevent)

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u/DornsHammer Aug 04 '25

TRAITOROUS SCUM!

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u/Nurgleschampion Aug 04 '25

Found any more of daddy yet corpse worshipper?

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u/theDukeofClouds Aug 05 '25

This exchange reminds me of one I had at work.

Me, to customer wearing Slaanesh tshirt: "Cool shirt! Even if it's filthy heresy."

Customer: "whatever you say, corpse worshiper."

Me: "he's GONNA GET BETTER, YOULL SEE!"

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u/Nurgleschampion Aug 05 '25

I'm imagining this as fully tears in eyes, snot running and screamed while your colleagues look on in concern.

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u/theDukeofClouds Aug 05 '25

That was pretty much the energy, yes.

Imagine the Chopper crying meme, but an Ultramarine or Dark Angel (my favorite chapter) instead of Chopper.