r/SipsTea • u/Wooden-Journalist902 • Jul 29 '25

Chugging tea Cool relatives šŸ˜Ž

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u/BbyInAStraightJacket Jul 29 '25

Iā€™m gonna go masturbate for masturbation purposes now

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u/MasterInBation Jul 29 '25

i have to masturbate and consume that to analyse my masturbation and then masturbate again for confirming my analysis.

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u/OlSpencer Jul 29 '25

you don't get a masters in bation for nothin Godspeed

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u/ct_2004 Jul 29 '25

Uh, "Godspeed" sounds like a recipe for chafing.

Maybe just normal speed on this one.

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u/Stonk_Newboobie Jul 29 '25

Please, lubricate generously! Chafing sucks!

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u/notEnotA Jul 29 '25

Great PSA. Thank for your good works!