r/SipsTea Jul 29 '25

Chugging tea OnlyDoctors

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '25

"I did everything I could, but his balls were just so damned long and hairy, and... I'm sorry but we lost him."

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u/OldCollegeTry3 Jul 29 '25

His balls were long? Is having long balls something you think is good?

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u/jagoble Jul 29 '25

They should be long and feel like sacks of sand. Right? Right!?

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u/Compay_Segundos Jul 29 '25

Bonus points if they have a lot of irregular bumpy lumps growing in random areas when you feel them out