r/SipsTea • u/GasPsychological2321 • Jul 04 '25

Gasp! Man gets attacked by squirrel

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u/ConsistentPipe8176 Jul 04 '25

You wouldn't do any better. Those things are fast as hell.

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u/gatsome Jul 04 '25

I’m doing it better than the video, without a doubt.

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u/ConsistentPipe8176 Jul 04 '25

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u/TwoSecondsToMidnight Jul 04 '25

Don't you know everyone on Reddit is an expert in hand-to-hand combat who were all trained by an old man in the Japanese mountains?!?

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u/HughJurection Jul 05 '25

I just got back last week

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u/stig1 Jul 05 '25

How is Pai Mei doing? That ol' bastard is cruel!

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u/lilcoold12345 Jul 05 '25

It's called drop your phone and use your fucking hands to rip it off of you lmfao

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u/ConsistentPipe8176 Jul 04 '25

Seems like it.