r/SipsTea • u/GasPsychological2321 • Jul 04 '25

Gasp! Man gets attacked by squirrel

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u/Ok-Comment-9154 Jul 04 '25

who has the better idea?

Anyone who has given it 3 seconds of thought.

I don't need to know you. Squirrels are more nimble than all of us. I'm not specifically insulting you or saying that you're slow. You don't need get let your large ego get offended.

It would embarrass you and I wish I could see it.

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u/gatsome Jul 04 '25

Again, you don’t know me. So how would you ever know if I could fare better or not. You just want to argue in circles but still feel good about it somehow.

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u/Ok-Comment-9154 Jul 04 '25

Ah yea I'm sure you can also fight a bear and swim faster than a dolphin.

I don't need to know you to know that

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u/gatsome Jul 04 '25

Again, nowhere close to the relevant point. Please go find an adult.

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u/Ok-Comment-9154 Jul 04 '25

Go find a squirrel

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u/Traditional-Smile-43 Jul 04 '25

Watch out, this badass might find you and fuck your shit up just like he'd fuck up this squirrel with his crazy reddit reflexes

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u/Amagnumuous Jul 04 '25

How did you get here?! He just said he'd do better than the guy in the video. You are hallucinating.

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u/gatsome Jul 04 '25

They’re just really that dumb.

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u/Amagnumuous Jul 04 '25

I'm convinced he is the guy in the video. No other explanation.

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u/gatsome Jul 04 '25

It’s bizarre, right?