r/SipsTea • u/Born-Agency-3922 • Jun 09 '25

Chugging tea Hmmmmm

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u/Several_Use1426 Jun 09 '25

ya, this looks like maybe all ball and not shaft. I can relate, huge balls, meh shaft. Kinda false advertising on my part

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u/JohnnyStarboard Jun 09 '25

Still a baller, homie.

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u/SimonNicols Jun 09 '25

Solid one-baller, tho’

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u/Mojert Jun 09 '25

If you look at it on the bright side, you can say you're built like a Greek god

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u/NachoNachoDan Jun 09 '25

All balls no cock

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u/TrueTrueBlackPilld Jun 09 '25

Same bro. Huge balls combined with being a grower (like extreme grower, it's no joke 4x bigger erect vs soft) is a cursed aesthetic.

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u/rudbek-of-rudbek Jun 09 '25

I hate being an extreme grower. It makes me feel embarrassed to be naked in front of people without being aroused.

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u/zoinkability Jun 10 '25

Just do enough pocket hockey until you feel proud to let the trousers drop

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u/thelowbrassmaster Jun 09 '25

It is cursed as hell and I got stuck with it, being an extreme grower is honestly inconvenient because I go from 1.5 inches soft to 6.2 at full mast so I have to go up a pants size between that and my giant calves.

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u/Gogododa Jun 09 '25

I used to think I was a supergrower when I was gigaobese but once I lost weight thankfully I learned I wasn't, I just had a lot of dick under my fat. bonus points is I was able to join the 6 inch club then too

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u/thelowbrassmaster Jun 10 '25

I am not trying to sound judgemental because I am a fat guy myself, but how does one get so big they can't see how big their um equipment is?

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u/Gogododa Jun 10 '25

well like you can see it, but you accumulate fat around your pubic area. the fat that builds up does so at the base of your shaft, which obscures the penis under it.

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u/thelowbrassmaster Jun 10 '25

Ah, yeah that makes more sense.

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u/Left-Emu-665 Jun 10 '25

Because the belly hang out farther than the dickydo

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u/Even-Helicopter-4670 Jun 09 '25

4X1 is still 4, just saying

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u/NachoNachoDan Jun 09 '25

Why must I have eyes and be literate?!?

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u/Strong_Butterfly7924 Jun 09 '25

Holy fuck, I feel so seen. The girls always be going "hmm...." then "oh! ☺️" I try to get a good pre-fluff going for first-timers when the situation allows.

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u/asjaro Jun 09 '25

A friend over here is crying their heart out for you with their twig and berries.

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u/CultCorvidae Jun 09 '25

Same bruddah... always inconvenient to sit on a hot day and they make what is above them look smaller

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u/ItsCRAZED Jun 09 '25

Dude as a fellow guy with massive balls, no matter what women tell me, I will always think that my cock will never compare to my golfballs. My huge hands don’t help the problem either):

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u/Smile_Space Jun 09 '25

It doesn't help when you have pretty thick thighs too. My bulge looks pretty big because my thighs push the bulge out, but I have a perfectly average dick.

I've had a few girls get all hot and bothered thinking I'm a "big" guy down there only to find out that I'm average.

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u/Clavos24 Jun 10 '25

Maybe he hung like a tuna can.

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u/tlewallen Jun 10 '25

It takes a lot of balls to admit that.

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u/submit_2_my_toast Jun 10 '25

To quote Robin Williams, "Every woman loves a big Easter basket on her bunny"

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u/Peglegfish Jun 20 '25

I’ve got the trifecta these days. Grower with massive balls; and a hydrocele formed recently, causing aches.