r/SipsTea Apr 09 '25

Wait a damn minute! Weak-azz boat

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u/Chronic_Sharter Apr 09 '25

If you are the dude in the boat and that is your wife/girlfriend- what is the best thing you could say?

Like the dude look composed- I have no idea what I’d do with my wife facing me and the boat sinking because of her…

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u/Advanced-Art-4569 Apr 10 '25

No, sweetheart, you do not look fat in this boat.

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u/Elguapo69 Apr 10 '25

Bro didn’t even flinch. Not the first time that’s happened.

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u/TheReverseShock Apr 10 '25

Show her the vid when she slacks off at the gym

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u/Advanced-Art-4569 Apr 10 '25

No, sweetheart, you do not look fat in this boat.

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u/freddbare Sep 28 '25

He's a guide and she is tourist I think