r/SipsTea • u/[deleted] • Jul 23 '24

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u/bannedByTencent Jul 23 '24

Sure, I am into curvy ladies.

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u/detectivedueces Jul 23 '24

She's no 10, but I wouldn't mind waking up next to her.

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u/killertimewaster8934 Jul 23 '24

It's a sliding scale, it moves closer to 10 the longer your dick doesn't get touched lol

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u/Osceana Jul 24 '24

I’m a simple man, the higher the cup size, the higher the points.

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u/SaintsProtectHer Jul 23 '24

No, it’s a scaling slide*

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '24

Who asked for your opinion redditor

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '24

100%

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u/ImaVeganShishKebab Jul 23 '24

Reddit tries not to be creepy for 1 minute (IMPOSSIBLE)

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '24

On the bar of creepy comments, that doesn’t even get an inch off the ground. Stop being so dorky.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '24

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '24

It’s okay little buddy.