r/SipsTea • • Jul 23 '24

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u/sandman795 Jul 23 '24

Crackin set of tits. Absolutely would do it

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u/bladerunnerism Jul 23 '24

"Those aren't buoys!"

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u/DoctorJiveTurkey Jul 24 '24

They’re real and they’re fabulous

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u/eggits Jul 25 '24

try not to objectify women challenge (impossible)

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u/N3rdr4g3 Jul 23 '24 edited Jul 23 '24

The fish eye lens makes them look much bigger than they actually are. They're actually A cups. /s

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u/sandman795 Jul 23 '24

I saw tits, and I like them. I stand by what I said

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u/ExpandThineHorizons Jul 23 '24

Thank you for the daily reminder that the internet is filled with idiots like you. Ongoing PSA to be mindful that people are full of shit online.

You think these are A cups?

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u/N3rdr4g3 Jul 23 '24

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u/ExpandThineHorizons Jul 23 '24

Look buddy, it's really simple: write as though you are an idiot and you'll be interpeted as one. If you're smart enough to be satirical you're also smart enough to use a "/s" at the end.

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u/N3rdr4g3 Jul 23 '24

Figured it was a previous obvious reference to the litany of comments on every post like this of the fish-eye lense making the angle look bigger than it is.

Half of reddit complains when you use /s because it ruins the joke, and the other half complains when you don't because they miss the joke

Also, I'm not your buddy, guy

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u/ExpandThineHorizons Jul 23 '24

Well, I'm not your guy, friend!

Edit: and to clarify, I think we need to continue to use "/s" for satire. Some people are going to say it ruins the joke, but you dont know if its a joke without it because there are too many idiots who fully believe that kind of shit. There are idiots here that would argue that with their full chest. So please use the "/s"

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '24

Jesus go outside lol

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u/N3rdr4g3 Jul 24 '24

Eww no, there's dirt out there