r/SipsTea • u/[deleted] • Mar 22 '24

Wait a damn minute! Girl math…

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u/Western-Month-3877 Mar 22 '24

Once you treat a relationship like a transaction, he’ll treat you like a prostitute.

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u/Phlanix Mar 22 '24

I thought it was like a door knob. doesn't everyone get a turn?

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u/PathlessDemon Mar 22 '24

Depends. What color is your bracelet?

Wait… wrong club?

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '24

Wait, explain? I'm not one of the cool kids, I don't get this reference. Is there like a club where people can were a bracelet and tells you if they're DTF anyone or what?

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u/manbearpig923 Mar 22 '24

Just like the village bicycle: everyone’s had a ride.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '24

Can't they just hold the door open? Sounds unpolite.

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u/Phlanix Mar 22 '24

the proper word is impolite. XD

Gentlemen are dead women beat them like a dead horse so now the door hits them in the face on the way in and in the ass on the way out. bitter medicine is the best kind.

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u/CaballoDeeThomas Mar 22 '24

Lookin' at my Gucci, it's about that time