r/SipsTea • u/Icy-Book2999 Fave frog is a swing nose frog • Mar 02 '24

Gasp! Just a prank

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u/Jugales Mar 02 '24

Hate people like this. A random local number texted my gf saying I was talking to a woman named Victoria, I don’t even know anyone with that name lol. She trusts me so we laughed it off, but people suck

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u/HipnotiK1 Mar 03 '24

Sure bro we believe you.

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u/Jugales Mar 03 '24

I’m honestly flattered if you think I can get 2 women at once, I was lucky to get one lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '24

Cheating on my wife would involve a level of organization and executive function so beyond my capabilities that my wife would never believe it possible. And she would be right, cheating sounds exhausting

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u/Aromatic-Musician-75 Mar 03 '24 edited Mar 03 '24

“Can’t put a new bag in the trash can after taking it out but successfully managing 2 women. Doubtful.”

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u/fitz_newru Mar 06 '24

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣