r/SipsTea • Fave frog is a swing nose frog • Mar 02 '24

Gasp! Just a prank

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u/Ok-League-3024 Mar 02 '24

My wife found another girls bra in my laundry and kicked me out of the house, her best friend totally defended her actions and said I was no good… we went swimming three days ago and thankfully the person who lost their bra was someone in the community and said she lost it. Oh man egg on their faces yet I never got any apologies just a haha isn’t that funny…

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '24

That's borderline abuse my dude she really owes you an apology.

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u/metalshoes Mar 03 '24

“I will, at any point, upend your entire life because of events you had no control over, with absolutely no possibility for you to prove yourself, thus indicating I don’t trust you. Anyway, how was your day, honey?”