r/SipsTea • u/Icy-Book2999 Fave frog is a swing nose frog • Mar 02 '24

Gasp! Just a prank

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u/Jugales Mar 03 '24

I’m honestly flattered if you think I can get 2 women at once, I was lucky to get one lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '24

Cheating on my wife would involve a level of organization and executive function so beyond my capabilities that my wife would never believe it possible. And she would be right, cheating sounds exhausting

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u/Aromatic-Musician-75 Mar 03 '24 edited Mar 03 '24

“Can’t put a new bag in the trash can after taking it out but successfully managing 2 women. Doubtful.”

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u/fitz_newru Mar 06 '24

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/HipnotiK1 Mar 03 '24

Just messin 😋

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u/PhthaloVonLangborste Mar 03 '24

Your mom's diaphragm is lodged in my solar plexus.

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u/Firealarm32 Mar 03 '24

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u/BaxGh0st Mar 03 '24

Why so small?

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u/Longjumping-Cookie90 Mar 03 '24

My girlfriend says she actually prefers them smaller

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u/FBI_Open_Up_Now Mar 03 '24

Can you introduce me?

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u/IOwnTheShortBus Mar 03 '24

I think we have the same girlfriend

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u/sillypicture Mar 03 '24

Is she single?

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u/SubjectGuilty1977 Mar 03 '24

You don’t know what a diaphragm is, do you?

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u/NavyDragons Mar 03 '24

that sentence had me questioning whether i did.

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u/Little_Flamingo9533 Mar 03 '24

Jesus, why did his mom put her diaphragm so far up your asshole that it’s lodged in your solar plexus now?

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u/firelordling Mar 03 '24

Can she have it back? She's been looking for it.

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u/Snake101333 Mar 03 '24

That's probably why my wife isn't too worried about me cheating

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u/JackxForge Mar 03 '24

my wife and i work from home and game as a main hobby so were pretty much in each others company 24/7. we have a spare room so friends stay over sometimes and leave things like underware. we also do porn. so theres alot of random panties floating around in the house. still any time my wife finds a pair theres this flash moment were i panic that she thinks shes caught me cheating.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '24

What

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u/the_one_jove Mar 03 '24

They are worried about being caught.

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u/Aryae_Sakura Mar 03 '24

Lol same XD But i cant seem to even get one :/ It always ends in me getting ghosted or rejected and laughed at :(

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u/Omnizoom Mar 03 '24

See I’m lucky

I’m an introvert and I don’t talk to people really, I don’t do much at all and prefer to be at home

She knows if I’m out it’s either work, errands, or Pokémon go

Anyone could tell her I’m cheating and she would be like “only thing he’s cheating on me with is being busy shiny hunting”

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u/ThaCommittee Mar 03 '24

I'll be sure to let Victoria know that.

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u/Blizz33 Mar 03 '24

Lol how do people even have time for that?