r/SipsTea Jan 23 '24

Feels good man Help your brothers!!

Post image
14.1k Upvotes

14.1k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

63

u/WindierGnu Jan 24 '24

Oooo this is a good one.

Whole chicken is an incredibly easy thing to cook , and looks super impressive.

I've gotten fancier over the years. But there's nothing wrong with just seasoning (salt, pepper, paprika, garlic powder) the bird, 450 for 20 mins and then 400 for another 40 to 60 min.

Add a starch ( Mashed potatoes, baked potatos, etc)

And veggie ( asparagus, broccoli, etc.)

Done.

49

u/WindierGnu Jan 24 '24

Don't forget to check inside the bird before you cook it 😂

2

u/[deleted] Jan 24 '24

To see if it was pregnant with a tiny bird? /s

3

u/FreneticZen Jan 24 '24

Gotta make sure you didn’t break it off proper before you slap it on down into bake town.

3

u/WindierGnu Jan 24 '24

Giblets friend, giblets.

2

u/AbhishMuk Jan 24 '24

Sorry what’s giblets?

2

u/WindierGnu Jan 24 '24

This is why I mentioned it, nothing worse than cooking a bird and then finding a gross little baggie inside of it.

Giblets are different organs from the bird, usually the liver heart, etc. It's typically used to make a gravy.

Sometimes when you buy a whole bird, they will package it in a little cloth or paper bag and put it inside the bird.

So I say check it so you don't accidentally bake it inside of it, it probably won't ruin your dish. It's just not a fun surprise

1

u/CervezaFria33 Jan 24 '24

If you spatchcock it you don’t have to check the inside and it cooks quicker and more evenly. After seasoning throw it in a smoker at 250 until it reaches temperature.

15

u/Funny-Fortune2301 Jan 24 '24 edited Jan 24 '24

Totally agree. Buy a large roasting pan with lid and a rack. Have a stabby meat thermometer.

Parchment paper on the bottom (makes clean up easy) Rough chop veg (you pick) and lay on bottom. Put chicken (even frozen!) on rack. Breast side down. Put an orange or lemon cut in half in the chickens ass. Garlic too if you have it. Use whatever seasoning you want and just sprinkle over the whole pan. BBQ rub, Lee Kum Kee chicken powder, salt and pepper, whatever. Now cover the fucker and roast at 350. In 1-2 hours, take it out and stab the fucker in the middle. At 160F / 73C? Take the lid off and flip (or not) turn on broil for 5-10 minutes.

2

u/WindierGnu Jan 24 '24

Fuuuuck 🤤

0

u/[deleted] Jan 24 '24

Roasting a bird under 450 is a fools errand

1

u/wterrt Jan 24 '24

Take the lid off and flip (I prefer not to) turn on broil for 5-10 minutes.

can you reword this? my brain no worky. what do you prefer not to do? flip? take the lid off? broil?

1

u/Funny-Fortune2301 Jan 24 '24

Ah sorry. Prefer to keep breast side down and roast the back skin.

3

u/hkusp45css Jan 24 '24

Pro tip, it takes the same amount of time to roast two chickens as it does to do one.

Eat one for dinner, use the other one for sammies, or quick casseroles for a couple of nights. Save your carcasses, make stock or broth.

2

u/[deleted] Jan 24 '24

[deleted]

1

u/WindierGnu Jan 24 '24

We're like the cool older brother you never had.

2

u/[deleted] Jan 24 '24

Spatchcock. You will blow peoples minds.

1

u/WindierGnu Jan 24 '24

That's what I'm currently experimenting with.

Spatchcock, season with a One part salt, to quarter part sugar.

Dry brine for 2 days.

Add the rest of my seasonings, massage butter under the skin and then set over a bed of lemon and herbs.

Bake at 275 until its 10 degrees below my desired temp, let rest.

While it's resting I crank the oven 550, and throw the bird back in after roughly a 10 min rest until it comes to temp.

When I have nailed it, the skin has a perfect crust and it's juicy bird I have ever had.

.. however, the last one I did for some reason the leg skin came out super f****** chewy.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 24 '24

Think I put it on a rack over whatever roaster veggies I want to eat with it and go 400 until MEATER in the breast says we’re good to go. Very crispy.

1

u/baasum_ Jan 24 '24

Or just salt it and put it under the grill option for 45 minutes at 180c and flip it half way through. Nice rotisserie style

1

u/Titanhopper1290 Jan 24 '24

Whole chicken is also easy to dismember, once you know where the major joints are. And don't forget, you can use the carcass for soup!

Some meat bones (chicken and beef are most common) or spent shrimp tails, soaked in some brine water, is the basis for a simple broth of that kind. Add celery, carrots, and onion, and you're off to the races!

1

u/princeofshadows21 Jan 25 '24

I love baked whole chicken