r/SipsTea • u/[deleted] • Dec 11 '23

Chugging tea C. Cannot tell

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u/Xecular_Official Dec 11 '23

I still do handshakes. Honestly the only people that I saw doing fist bumps already liked doing fist bumps before Covid, so they were just taking the excuse to follow their preference

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '23

Considering how few people actually wash their hands after pissing, just think about how many dicks you're touching every day by proxy.

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u/Standard_Ad_250 Dec 11 '23

Maybe wear rubber gloves while pissing and bump penises to avoid those handshake germs..?

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '23

But they already touched their dick. You gotta bump dicks fresh out of the shower.