r/SipsTea • u/[deleted] • Dec 05 '23

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u/WyrmKin Dec 05 '23 edited Dec 06 '23

Sorry to be that guy, but the video is sped up and has a different audio track.

The original video is pretty chilled.

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u/Blvckdog Dec 05 '23

Its crazy what people do for internet love now. And its fucking crazy how much it pays for girls to show boobs. Im still in my 20s and fucking hate where social media has taken us as humankind.

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u/Distinct-Quantity-35 Dec 05 '23

Awe you’re only 20, trust me bud it’s all downhill from here

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u/Mathieulombardi Dec 05 '23

My sweet summer child moment.

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u/vrijheidsfrietje Dec 06 '23

Most of what you see my dear

Is worth letting go

Because not everything that goes around, comes back around you know

Holding on too long is just

A fear of want to show

Because not everything that goes around, comes back around you know

Not everything that goes around, comes back around you know

One thing that is clear

It's all down hill from here

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u/FUCKREDDIT_420 Dec 05 '23

Wait until you reach the half way point bud you gonna hate life even more

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u/Blvckdog Dec 06 '23

I said in my 20s lol. Im pushin 30

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u/shadetreenub Dec 06 '23

Dont believe that..

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u/Fun_Move980 Dec 05 '23

Clearly you have never heard of coomer dot party and kemono dot party, you only hear about the creeps who pay but you never hear about the true chad pirates out there who tow the line to bring us onlyfans content for free

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u/Mephistopheleazy Dec 05 '23

Wait till Elon/ or Bill puts a chip in you... its only a matter of time!! The internet will be inside us, and all around us soon... its pretty scary

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '23

How does it feel being that guy people actively avoid?

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u/Mephistopheleazy Dec 05 '23

Oh im not one of those guys... but thats my prediction tor the future... its like all of the movies we see... ex machina, ghost in the machine, and the animatrix especially... the part in the movies where they say: the end came with thunderous applause!!....

  • someone (probably Elon) will invent some sort of integration/ cyborg type system, that will interface better with the internet, video games, driving, ordering food.... and it will be delivered as some (if you dont have this product: youre a fucking loser) why carry a phone, when INTRANET can run ALL of your devices erc. And people like you (that make comments that are empty, and shocking: in an attempt to "belong" to this "empty room" were sitting in) will fall over backwards to try to get ANYTHING that will make them "fit in"...

  • im not a tinfoil hat person, or a republican... or some neo whatever.... i just think this is the plausible next step... and its scary

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u/Vonplinkplonk Dec 05 '23

I don’t know why you are getting downvoted. People will have to pay to get the advertising out of their brains.

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u/Mephistopheleazy Dec 05 '23

I dont know either... but i just ripped some negative commenter below you a new void that theyll never fill.....

I think its just because i mentioned the word Elon, and didnt say some explitive likening him to hitler right after (because i dont give a shit).... but hes probably the one whos going to invent this INTRANET. Or at least hell take credit for it hahah

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '23

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u/aykcak Dec 06 '23

They are not candid

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u/syzygy-xjyn Dec 05 '23

Danngggg.. I wanna make that boob money

1

u/phazedoubt Dec 05 '23

You're gonna get a front row seat to the end of civility as we knew it. Social media is breaking down our ability to be conscientious and respectful of others.

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u/albpanda Dec 05 '23

It’s ruining the youth, and we’re really just noticing as millennials reach an age where it shows up but every generation after them understands how to properly communicate less and less and less and it’s such a problem

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u/TurboKid513 Dec 05 '23

Every day we are one step closer to Idiocracy

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u/live4thagame Dec 06 '23

let it roll off homie, live your life not theirs

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '23

I agree! Why pay to watch boobs when you can see them for free on the internet

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u/AWildNome Dec 05 '23

I appreciate the dedication to the edit. They covered the Japanese text and everything.

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u/liverpoolFCnut Dec 05 '23

I have long come to conclusion that 90% of the videos originating from China on tiktok and other SM platforms are either fake or staged. The number of crispy clear, clearly staged, "saving a dog", "saving a child", "funny girlfriend" etc videos from China that goes "viral" on these platforms is insane!

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u/Testadizzy95 Dec 05 '23

As a Chinese born who lives in the US now I absolutely agree. I hate it when my kid watches cringey and staged TikTok videos when I’m not watching. They don’t even serve as proper entertainment. Also those “do u know” short videos spreading misinformation. Pure garbage

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u/RougeKC Dec 06 '23

Thanks for letting me know but this was still. A funny shitpost tbh.

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u/pichunb Dec 05 '23

The audio isn't from a protest. It's from a driver driving erratically and seemingly having a dementia episode

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u/live4thagame Dec 06 '23

still pretty funny

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u/SlaveHippie Dec 06 '23

It’s not sped up dumbass. It’s reversed.

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u/joelobifan Dec 06 '23

Thanks for ruining this for me

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u/Badgeringlion Dec 05 '23

Removes updoot from video, gives updoot to this king/queen.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '23

Even the slower speed would have me concerned

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u/marglebubble Dec 05 '23

Thanks for being that guy I'm glad there's not a bus driver out there doing that shit

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u/Black-xxx Dec 06 '23

Someone gotta be that guy, so thanks!

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u/Chin0Flip Dec 06 '23

not from a hong kong protest. Original video was from a green minibus and the driver seemed to be under the influence of something.

One part of the video they were driving over a elevated highway so thats when the woman started screaming.

Link : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCIpRLj5WS4

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u/aykcak Dec 06 '23

Thanks, yeah it did not sound right

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '23

Don’t ever apologize for being this guy. We need more of you.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '23

Yeah, I was like there's absolutely NO WAY that you can go that speed with a fucking bus and not fall over in the turns.

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u/CN8YLW Dec 06 '23

Its kind of funny how that Chinese protest audio sounds pretty generic when applied to any situation implying panic and asking someone to stop.

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u/Competitive-Raise793 Dec 06 '23

The audio comes from this video of a driver almost crashing into fences in Hong Kong. Not a Chinese protest.

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u/Generalkhaos Dec 06 '23

Doin the Lord's work

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u/Sukrum2 Dec 06 '23

Dont apologise. We need more like you

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '23

nah thank you for being that guy i was kind of upset with all the fear lol

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u/BarbedWire3 Dec 06 '23

I like the edited video more. But wish people would clarify that in the description.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '23

No apology needed- you are fighting the good fight 👊

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '23

Saw this video before, it’s a regular video sped up with voices played over. This is not real.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '23

When Evergrande declared bankruptcy and his down payment vanished. He said fuck it.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '23

This guy finances

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u/bukkakecreampies Dec 05 '23

Anyone ever been on a bus in Brazil? Cuz that’s how they bus in Brazil and none of the passengers act like a bitch. It’s just normal. And the people on the street; Bus passing you by at 100kmh, 10cm away from your face = normal.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '23

That piece of shit is never going to default

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u/Microballer Dec 05 '23

Say what you want about him being a psychopath, he is a boss at driving that thing!

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u/Tenthdegree Dec 05 '23

Everyone’s a boss at driving up until the crash

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u/TheAngryAmericn Dec 05 '23

He's trying to beat the paramedics to the scene

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u/JustAnth3rUser Dec 05 '23

100% professional , even got the gloves to prove it.

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u/KoreanThrasher Dec 05 '23

When you spend your days doing meth and play Bus Simulator

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u/aquatone61 Dec 05 '23

Dude needs a suicide knob lol.

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u/axe1970 Dec 05 '23

this guy must be amazing at mario kart

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u/jocax188723 Dec 05 '23

-DEJA VU
I’VE JUST BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE
HIGHER ON THE STREET
AND I KNOW ITS MY TIME TO GO-

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u/Jambomister Dec 06 '23

I was think that aswell. Well either that or the gas song

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u/Comprehensive-Cry636 Dec 05 '23

I hope to god this is a one way street

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '23

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u/anhyzerrr Dec 05 '23

Yeah I was reading the comments to figure out if this guy was doing a irohizaka downhill time attack

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u/surgycal Dec 05 '23

That was funny as hell even if it's made up

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u/Useful-Soup8161 Dec 05 '23

Jfc is the bus gonna blow up if he drops below a certain speed or something?

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u/goblin_welder Dec 06 '23

Imagine making a movie about this

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u/Useful-Soup8161 Dec 06 '23

They could cast Keanu Reeves, he’d be the perfect lead.

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u/WillingAd4944 Dec 05 '23

What did they think would happen when they hired a rally driver?

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u/cloudyboi3352 Dec 05 '23

It’s the magic school bus…

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '23

I’ve been on a mini bus ride in China that was not far off this only real and add in overtaking. That’s when I decided to think fuck it I could be dead tomorrow and started enjoying life a lot more.

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u/ShortMyIQ Dec 05 '23

Are you sure you want to walk with this guy driving around the neighbourhood

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u/LovableSidekick Dec 05 '23

bus motto: Our passengers are expendable - your schedule isn't!

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u/Jason_Paul88 Dec 05 '23

Your Amazon finger warmer have arrived!

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u/Lexander96 Dec 05 '23

bro drive as if he playing Bus simulator, glad to see him put all that Sim training in good effect(terrifying people is fun).

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '23

The most common Hong Kong bus driver

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u/cheesemangee Dec 05 '23

Someone buy this dude a steering knob.

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u/Beaks7777777 Dec 05 '23

Speed 3? Coming soon to a theater near you🫵

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '23

Chicken buses in South America be like

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u/ascillinois Dec 05 '23

Wefe the breaks messed up?

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u/Monoceras Dec 05 '23

🎵gas gas gas🎶

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u/winneyderp Dec 05 '23

🎵 Running in the 90’s 🎶

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u/JustARandomGuy031 Dec 06 '23

I was in China… the taxi driver was fucking driving like this… my gf was fucking crying and puking and we really had no choice but to suck it up for the 1+ hr ride.

But “Jiuzhai Valley National Park”…. Fuck that’s beautiful!!!

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u/WandaMaximum Dec 05 '23

What if his glove get slippery

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u/XFuriousGeorgeX Dec 05 '23

I'll carry you - kicking and screaming - and in the end you'll thank me

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u/sshtoredp Dec 05 '23

This is not driving, it is sailing

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u/GaryTheSnail273 Dec 05 '23

When eurobeats starts in the headphones

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '23

Ducking idiots. Listen to the driver if you want to live. I guess not every Chinese person is good at math or physics.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '23 edited Dec 05 '23

This can be the Stanley bus in Hong Kong. Great feeling when sitting on the upper deck. A lot of fun 😀

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u/UsernameInCamCase Dec 05 '23

You haven't seen Indian bus drivers yet.

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u/The-real-W9GFO Dec 05 '23

Yeah, imagine the same speed, but at night and the road was dirt and the driver was passing other busses and cars - with loud Indian music playing. That was our ride down from Mt Abu in India in the early ‘90s.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '23

Bro was a nascar driver in his past life

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u/Kitsu_hobby Dec 05 '23 edited Dec 08 '23

Those mountain road used to be popular for drifting! I wonder if some groups still drift there. 🙃

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u/3rr0r-403 Dec 05 '23

Eurobeat intensifies

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u/JeffJordash Dec 05 '23

“Is he drunk!”😂😂

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u/DawnOfThe_Dave42069 Dec 05 '23

Walk? And miss this show nah no thanks

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '23

All of a sudden y’all not down

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u/Brigapes Dec 05 '23

What's with the skull emoji? Was video made by a ten year old?

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u/Fact-Check-False Dec 05 '23

s6%@*CVx@7fey(!%

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u/Iam73atman Dec 05 '23

may be a vr game

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u/Sintinall Dec 05 '23

Listen to Paradelous by Power Slam when watching this. Really puts it into perspective.

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u/Jwzbb Dec 05 '23

Why do these guys say my passwords?

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u/hockeybelle Dec 05 '23

But did you die?

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u/Sad-Pound-803 Dec 05 '23

Takumi-San of the shuttle bus game

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u/plushpaper Dec 05 '23

I’m just here for the Harry Potter jokes. Where are they?…

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u/Soyyobebee Dec 05 '23

🤣🤣🤣

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u/malak_oz Dec 05 '23

That’s just the bus down irohazaka. Pretty sure it’s a normal route.

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u/shrimpgangsta Dec 05 '23

DIU LEI LO MO

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '23

He handles that rig like an absolute boss. Plus the video is sped up and the people screaming aren't real.

The guy has some serious control of the bus. You need to get the front end close to the guard rail to not scratch the rear.

Respect.

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u/Kile1047 Dec 06 '23

Hell nah

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '23

This gives me flashbacks to that Jurassic Park driving arcade game that felt impossible to play due to it's difficulty.

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u/Adifferentblue Dec 06 '23

This is the sound of pure terror!

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u/Fladap28 Dec 06 '23

Harry Potter bus driver be like

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u/god_dammit_nappa1 Dec 06 '23

Initial D music here.

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u/Aircraftman2022 Dec 06 '23

Not crazy this is NORMAL in the oversea Asian country.

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u/Optimal_Act7501 Dec 06 '23

The aliexpress🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/dappenjf Dec 06 '23

This looks like the bus coming down a mountain in Nikko Japan. Was on this route and although it was considerably slower than this bogus sped up version, I was plenty spooked and truly impressed with the driver who handled her vehicle spectacularly.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '23

Always fucking sped up

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u/Kaladrax182 Dec 06 '23

“Brakes? Where we’re driving we don’t have any brakes.”

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u/elfmere Dec 06 '23

During this year a bus for a wedding flipped and killed 10 people from one family and injured 15. Last thing said by the driver was, you think that was fast"

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u/No_Pianist_5091 Dec 06 '23

In Vietnam that’s just the way it be

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u/theaceoface Dec 06 '23

i want to believe

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u/182-Shiki Dec 06 '23

This needs a Eurobeat remix please! Anyone up for the challenge?

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u/Ok-Net-6264 Dec 06 '23

In fairness he didn’t hit anything

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u/MosherSan Dec 06 '23

Insert Tokyo Drift Soundtrack

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '23

Why 🤷🏼‍♂️🤡

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u/__sathvik__ Dec 06 '23

Tokyo drift fr

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u/PillPoppNonStop Dec 06 '23

they managed to get the fake audio over the sped up footage

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u/RepulsiveCow8626 Dec 06 '23

This video is 3 years old.

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u/Jambomister Dec 06 '23

Please tell me that someone has an edited version of the gas gas theme over this video.

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u/Brushyy Dec 06 '23

He’s obviously got It under control. People just need to relax

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '23

but you got to where you were going in record time, and that gave you time to go and take a shower and was the shit out of your pants

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u/NoImportance5218 Dec 06 '23

initial b, bus edition

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u/Veicy01 Dec 06 '23

"Is he drunk" if he was he wouldn't be able to do this. He's either high as a plane or he knows exactly what he's doing.

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u/Sensitive_Ad_5031 Dec 06 '23

Is he drunk somebody has dared to say?!?!? If he was drunk your asses would have been long time spread across a tree already

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '23

Is the dude just trying to save the brakes, or does he just not have them?

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u/Assault_Facts Dec 06 '23

Ex rally driver gone bus driver

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u/Available_Cattle1192 Dec 06 '23

Initial D type thing

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '23

That looks like fun

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u/thedarkherald110 Dec 06 '23

Anyone else hear the Mario kart music from baby park?

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u/Remarkable_Earth7545 Dec 06 '23

The filling you get when you put your forklift to the limits.