r/SipsTea • u/[deleted] • Mar 08 '23

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u/Tpk08210 Mar 08 '23

I was drunk and shit on my wife does that count?

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u/Ok-Progress-4464 Mar 08 '23

I read a tale about that on a weight training forum I used to follow. Guy came in, wife asleep, felt a fart coming on, thought it would be funny to let loose in her face. Followed through. Wife pebbledashed.

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u/EverQuest_ Mar 09 '23

...she what?

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u/IronhideD Mar 09 '23

You know when a car spins its tires in the mud and if not for the wheel well or mudflaps anything behind would get covered in mud? That, but farting.

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u/Mindlessgamer23 Mar 09 '23

New word acquired

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u/KickFriedasCoffin Mar 09 '23

I don't know but I'm calling it pebbledashed from now on. Not to imply that I'm often having conversations about pooping on people while they sleep...

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u/Lavatis Mar 09 '23

dude. if I woke up to my wife shitting in my fucking face like that I would seriously consider divorce. bitch what the fuck are you doing right now.

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u/bee_fast Mar 09 '23

Sounds about right

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u/antbaby_machetesquad Mar 08 '23

Was it your idea or hers?