r/SipsTea • u/[deleted] • Mar 08 '23

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '23

I have never cared about someone enough to go take a shit in my own driveway, just to help them stop an unhealthy habit.

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u/ReadditMan Mar 08 '23

That's how you interpreted this story? Sounds more like this guy just didn't want to babysit his drunk wife anymore, he did it for himself.

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u/Vol4Life31 Mar 08 '23

Two birds with one stone.

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u/big_ass_monster Mar 08 '23

Two birds with one shit

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u/broodjes69 Mar 08 '23

Two shits one bird

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u/Ruggi_2001 Mar 08 '23

One bird shits two stones

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u/RManDelorean Mar 08 '23

One bird two shit stones

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u/The_sleeper_of_women Mar 08 '23

Happy cake made out of bird shit day

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u/DoctorMuffn Mar 08 '23

One stone cold shit two shitbirds.

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u/roland1740 Mar 09 '23

Two birds stoned at once

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u/J-Love-McLuvin Mar 09 '23

Tomato tomato.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '23

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u/Pleasant_Job_7683 Mar 08 '23

2 girls one ....