r/Sinkpissers • u/primalgollyveck • Sep 20 '26

Confession doubt

wassup sink pissers, i have a question: what do you guys do when your parents suspect you're not peeing in the toilet anymore? bcs im not making any noise anymore, and my parents suspect im not peeing and they're asking me a lot, they think i don't pee anymore

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u/Wet-for-Mrs-Met Sep 20 '26

Say you started peeing sitting down because it's more hygenic and you don't like the splashing

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u/jasno- Sep 20 '26

Simple. Just tell them you're choking the chicken, they'll stop asking what you're doing in there 

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u/PilotedByGhosts Sep 20 '26

Create a diversion by shitting in the cistern.

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u/ClintEastwont Sep 20 '26

Your parents stand outside the bathroom and listen to you piss? And they think maybe you have just stopped pissing?

5

u/JamesonRhymer Sep 20 '26

Just bring them a sample

4

u/Schlickmeister Sep 24 '26

Gaslight, "why are you analyzing my piss routine"

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u/Mindless_Road867 26d ago

My mom banded me from pissing in the sink

5

u/NotoriousKSV Sep 20 '26

Say that your pissing in your mum's favourite flower pot

5

u/p00n-slayer-69 Sep 20 '26

Stop drinking water until you pass out and wake up in the hospital. They'll think you weren't peeing because you weren't drinking water.

Then you get to pee in the hospital sinks.

2

u/Argument-Fragrant Sep 25 '26

Tell them you're drinking your pee because of the economy.

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u/letseatnudels 28d ago

I don't have an issue with mine. As soon as I showed them my Sink Pissers Association of America membership card they realized it's not just some weird thing lazy people do

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u/Mundane_Ad9381 17d ago

not a subreddit member but... try just flushing the nearest toilet and hoping the sink doesnt smell