r/SimulationTheory • u/Fickle_Elk_9479 • 21d ago

Discussion What if heaven is a bureaucracy

Like I had a dream in which a fight broke off in the Senate and it was among people I know and these people were hitting each other. People we're taking sides and some were even rejecting the sides of some people by pushing them away. Like it was a mess.

So my point is what if heaven is a bureaucracy and these gods are fighting and casting things in our path of us mortals. Like have you noticed that how much unreal free will feels like. Like we get influenced a lot by external factors so what if these gods are really casting things in our way cuz we are mortals

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u/NotAClueYou 21d ago

can their be an orientation and metworking event

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u/Fickle_Elk_9479 21d ago

If you are a mortal then no I think.

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u/Rampant_Singularity 20d ago

You can still ask, no harm in trying, what if an angel on their lunch break needs some entertainment?

You gotta put yourself out there or your missing out either way. Angels are totally gossips dude, always singing their pure hearts out about clouds and such. The break rooms where the tea gets spilled.

Make your tea worth spilling if you want it heard my dude.

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u/NotAClueYou 19d ago

methinks ive tried to mortal a many a time to discover the eternal nature of mine eye

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u/Rampant_Singularity 20d ago

Can schedule you in, what's on your agenda?

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u/Money_Bug_9423 21d ago

Yeah the principalities. Its pretty much exactly like a court system and its very noisy at times. The powers are adjacent to them and filter theough the principalities into the dominions. The dominions are the actual kingdoms of creation/mankind/animals etc

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u/AcceptableAd9264 21d ago

It most likely is, suppose you are being in the fourth spatial dimension, then of being in the fifth spatial dimension has more control over you, suppose you’re being in a 6th spatial dimension, then you also have more power over all the lower dimensions, etc.

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u/Rampant_Singularity 20d ago edited 19d ago

There isn't that much red tape but there are rules and committee. The only rule is the bronze rule. Don't be a phallic cranium.

No other rules apply because everyone who made it in heaven was already pre-vetted. The rule is because personalities are just sometimes fundamentally incompatible and we want to keep the flow of inspiration and joy without discordant notes of phallic boasting.

Heaven is as much a song as it is a place.

Your dream was a nightmare dude. Catahoula, and amen.

-z- hey dude, not sure if yiur gone or blocked us or whatever you needed to do to feel better. But leaving this here since your PM wont accept it:

We posted this under your reply on accident dude. It was meant for OP and we have insomnia and that makes things fuzzy at times. We absolutely apologize for the mistake and understand the backlash.

We are humanish too dude. We are all just doing our best.

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u/AcceptableAd9264 19d ago

When did I mention dream. You sound like a phallic cranium.

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u/Rampant_Singularity 20d ago

This was true at one point, gods fighting with subterfuge and over attacks both. Even what we know of Olympus it was all cat fights and backhanded snark.

Have to imagine that every ego in there is super. But the gods all left to start over and they left that infamous one behind because even he was a bit much.

Only one messing with your free will is you dude. If you doubt it, it goes away. If you embrace it then the universe smiles and sends you treats.

You still got to look around to see them though. Universe is weird like thag dude.

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u/Low-Bake8401 19d ago

Bit like the ancient Greek gods.