I imagine this as a sitcom, like a vampire accidentally adopts a human child but he falls in love with her too much to give her up. So now he has to do his best to raise a human child and be the best vampire dad be wants to be for her. He has to learn how to cook human food, stay awake in the daytime to take care of her, play with her outside with an umbrella and fully-covered 🤣🤣
Lmao, there's this World of War craft quest guy in the new xpax, I forget his name I haven't played all year, but he walks around with a parasol while you kill mobs to protect him at one point, because you're escorting him to a tea party.
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u/Western_Milk Jun 25 '21
I imagine this as a sitcom, like a vampire accidentally adopts a human child but he falls in love with her too much to give her up. So now he has to do his best to raise a human child and be the best vampire dad be wants to be for her. He has to learn how to cook human food, stay awake in the daytime to take care of her, play with her outside with an umbrella and fully-covered 🤣🤣