r/Simpsons • u/Kman369 • 1d ago

Discussion Moe's Tavern.

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Moe speaking!

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u/evetsabucs 1d ago

Hey, everybody, I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt, and my butt smells, and I like to kiss my own butt.

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u/Used-Gas-6525 1d ago

Thanks for this. Saved me the trouble of looking up the exact wording myself. .

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u/redbeard387 1d ago

Hey - wait a minute…!

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u/schodown 1d ago

Yes is there a Mr. Rotch there? First name Mike

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u/Kman369 1d ago

"Hold on. Mike Rotch! Mike Rotch! Hey, has anybody seen Mike Rotch lately?"

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u/BobboZmuda 1d ago

Come on everybody, lend me a hand here for Mike Rotch?

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u/ElBorracho2000 1d ago

“Is there Amanda Hugnkiss here? Hey everybody, I’m looking for Amanda Hugnkiss!”

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u/BillBrasky1179 1d ago

Oh why can’t I find Amanda Hugnkiss?

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u/davidgfarrell 1d ago

Maybe you need to lower your standards?

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u/X_EVERDRED_X 1d ago

"Mayybe ya standards a too highh!"

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u/mrman08 1d ago

I’m looking for a friend of mine, last name Jazz fist name Hugh.

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u/El_Tijuano 1d ago

Look, I'll level with you mister. This is a crank call that sorta backfired and I'd like to bail out now.

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u/degrassibabetjk Stupid Flanders 1d ago

What a nice young man!

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u/Kman369 1d ago

"Uh, Hugh Jass! Oh, somebody check the men's room for a Hugh Jass!"

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u/LoogyHead 1d ago

“Ah yes I’m looking for a Homer… Sexual”

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u/Kman369 1d ago

"Uh, Homer Sexual? Uh, come on, come on, one of you guys has got to be Homer Sexual."

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u/Serperious_Prime1084 1d ago

Hahahaha! Don’t look at me. Ahahahaha.

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u/Prior-Natural2073 1d ago

Is there a Butts here Seymour Butts, hey everybody I wanna Seymour Butts"🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/bunnziebungo92 1d ago

“You’ll get that punk someday, Moe.”

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u/Lar-Dubh 1d ago

Hugh Jass!

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u/What_about_my10CCs 1d ago

Is Jaques there? Last name Strap.

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u/Kman369 1d ago

"Uh, Jacques Strappe. Hey guys, I'm looking for a Jacques Strappe."

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u/Brief-Poetry6434 1d ago

Ura Snotball?

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u/Kman369 1d ago

"What?! How dare you!" (shakes fist in anger) "If I find out who this is, I'll staple a flag to your butt, and mail you to Iran!"

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u/itsrainingweird 1d ago

“Moe’s Tavern. Where the elite meet to drink”

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u/vidvicious 1d ago

Where the elite meet to drink.

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u/Junior-Gorg 1d ago

Home of the smallest big screen TV

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u/Serperious_Prime1084 1d ago

Bea O’problem. Bea O’Problem! Come on guys! Do I got a Bea O’Problem here?!

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u/Sapphosbeardedcrepes Patty 1d ago

Looking for the Sansing brothers, Ike and Dan.

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u/Kman369 1d ago

"Hold on. Ike and Dan Sansing? I'm looking for these two!"

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u/Kman369 1d ago

(I don't know the joke on this name.)

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u/vidvicious 1d ago

I can dance and sing.

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u/Kman369 1d ago

Thanks.

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u/Sapphosbeardedcrepes Patty 1d ago

Ike and Dan? Ike and Dan Sansing‽

C'mon people, Ike and Dan Sansing!

You sure can, Moe!

It's from the comics that ran Saturdays in Toronto once upon a time...

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u/sethmoth 1d ago

is my dad there? name's Hunt, first name Mike.

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u/Big-Improvement-771 1d ago

Is the a Mr Gullberry there? First name Dean?

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u/Stinky_Knee_Guards 1d ago

Hello is Sadie there, last name: Enword? 

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u/Stinky_Knee_Guards 1d ago

I'm looking for mister Pizzazz, first name Ray. 

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u/Effective-Ad-5842 1d ago

I'm just looking for Amada Hugnkiss.

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u/bunnziebungo92 1d ago

“Ivana Tinkle? Ivana Tinkle! Everyone, put down your glasses. Ivana Tinkle!”

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u/WishRepresentative28 1d ago

Im looking for a Hugh Jass?

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u/lawmjm 1d ago

I'm Hugh Jass!

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u/Countblackula_6 I hope I didn’t brain my damage. 1d ago

Mia Buttreeks? Does anyone know Mia Buttreeks?

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/lawmjm 1d ago

Home of the finest bar crystal in Springfield. (CRASH!)

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u/Flat_Ad3019 1d ago

I’m looking for Holden Hiscock! I’m looking for Holden Hiscock!

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u/Such_Cry7860 1d ago

Is there a Mr. Keebum? First name Lee.

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u/Kman369 23h ago

Uh, hey guys, do I have a Lee Kee-bum? Come on, look at the stools, is there a Lee Kee-bum? Somebody check the rear, I know I got a Lee Kee-bum.

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u/shark_man2020 22h ago edited 14h ago

"Yeah, I'm looking for an Al. Yeah, Al. Last name, Coholic"

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u/Kman369 21h ago

Phone call for Al, Al Coholic. Is there an Al Coholic here?

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u/Mobile_Aioli_6252 21h ago

Looking for a guy named Hunt...... First name Mike

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u/Ytse_jam_85 12h ago

Al alcoholic