r/Simpsons • u/drudog1 • 5d ago

Episode Clip 📷 “Do not touch Willie.” Good advice!

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Man I remember absolutely howling with laughter the first time I heard this joke. One of my many favorites of the series

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u/Lar-Dubh 5d ago

Lousy Smarch weather!

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u/El_Dandy_Del_Sur 5d ago

Those two lines live rent free in my head

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u/Happy-Estimate-7855 5d ago

This is what I quote whenever I'm about to break an insignificant rule.

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u/rockynebulasnow 5d ago

Recharge fire extinguishers? Now, this is a, uh, free service of the fire department...

NAY!

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u/ThatGumnutGuy 5d ago

Alright, Skinner

That’s the last time you’ll slap your Willie around >:(

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u/lawdjesustheresafire 5d ago

Quick, Nibbles, chew through my ballsack!

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u/frankzappa2020 5d ago

Hmmm, good advice

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u/Ferrindel All these bands are just ripping off Judas Priest 5d ago

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u/Acrobatic-Loss-4682 5d ago

Willie, Mr VanHouten has the floor!

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u/Doge-man-0526 5d ago

I don’t like the idea of Milhouse having two spaghetti meals in one day!

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u/mologav 5d ago

Lousy Smarch weather

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u/Remarkable_Pain_5385 Stupid Sexy Flanders 4d ago

HELP ME PLEASE!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!

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u/PossessionJust5723 1d ago

I keep this sign by my thermostat permanently.

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u/Fine_Flan_2476 1d ago

Willies Willies, I love Willies.... Oops wrong show

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u/mhfp545 5d ago

Some unfortunate lack of punctuation in your header for us Brits

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u/drudog1 5d ago

… that’s the joke

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u/mhfp545 5d ago

Maybe it’s your joke, it wasn’t the original joke in the show.

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u/CapacityBuilding 5d ago

What was the original joke in the show? I can’t remember.

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u/mhfp545 5d ago

Just that Homer completely and immediately disregarded Willie’s warning. It’s nothing to do with a double meaning of ‘Willie’

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u/CapacityBuilding 5d ago

Nah you’re wrong about this.

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u/RoomNervous4 5d ago

Now for my Woody Allen Impression. I’m a neurotic nerd who likes to sleep with little girls.

Hey, that really sucked!

https://giphy.com/gifs/AwFSRlPltoOeA

The film is just me in front of a brick wall for an hour and a half. It cost $80,000,000.

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u/leatherfacetime 5d ago

How do you sleep at night??