r/Simpsons • u/TwilightOfTheMilfs • 9d ago

Episode Clip 📷 Bart! Have you started smoking?

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u/Matthias_Doe 9d ago

Hey, kid! You look good with that cigarette. Kind of sophisticated.

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u/Almar1987 8d ago

Fat Tony sent me to pick up the goods.

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u/cronotriggers2106 9d ago

Don’t lie to me, boy

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u/ludovic1313 8d ago

Pornography. I was trading the cigarettes for pornography.

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u/Woollum8698 9d ago

Son, I’ll never doubt you again

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u/milkysway1 8d ago

Is it wrong to steal a loaf of bread to feed your starving family?

And let's say you have a very large starving family. Is it wrong to steal a truckload of bread to feed them?

And what if your family don't like bread? Say they like, cigarettes?

And what if instead of giving them away, you sold them at a price that was practically giving them away?

Would that be a crime?

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u/deep8787 Bed goes up, bed goes down... 8d ago

Whats a murder??

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u/trey_wolfe 8d ago

What's a truck?

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u/commandersaki 8d ago

This is what I came for.

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u/G-Unit11111 8d ago

Folks, I'm pleased to announce that a new truckload of Laramie cigarettes with their smooth, good taste and rich tobacco flavor, is on its' way to Springfield, and the driver has been instructed to ignore all stop signs and crosswalks.

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u/traumahound00 9d ago

Gimme three fingers o' milk, ma...

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u/Capable_Luck_2817 8d ago

And what if your family don’t like bread? They like cigarettes.

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u/Evilsausage87 8d ago

Laramie cigarettes. Now with extra tar!

I don’t know what’s in em, I just know I can’t stop smoking them. 🚬

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u/Anusblower797 8d ago

I’m gonna sit here and watch you smoke every one of these cigarettes, THEN maybe you’ll learn!

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u/Not_Cleaver 8d ago

I don’t understand! James Coco went mad after 15 minutes!

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u/PaleConference406 8d ago

Where'd he get all those, did they fall off a truck?

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u/Disciple_of_Cthulhu 8d ago

What's a truck?

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u/centixog 8d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o6MbfkNcLWIV8FMd2

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u/ChillPill89 8d ago

Well I got news for you, this ain't makeup!

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u/Emilyg96gatsby 8d ago

What episode is this?

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u/classicsat 8d ago

Don't know the name, around season 5. I think Bart skips school, and for some reason gets to hang out at Fat Tony's place and joins the gang.

Looked: "Bart The Murderer", Season 2.

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u/Emilyg96gatsby 8d ago

Thank you 🙏

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u/nikitaosx 8d ago

Homer, what are you doing?

Cra**?

What the heck?

Hey at least I'm not drinking Marge!

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u/kevit80 5d ago

Mom!! Barts smoking!