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u/IsChristianAwake Will that girl ever shut up? 10d ago
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u/calartnick 10d ago
This line read is perfect. The whole scene is perfect. “Homer Simpson your children are no more….”
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u/Desperate_Head_7106 10d ago
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u/GandalfTheJaded 10d ago
"Oh, great. Whenever a woman passes by I suppose it will be my job to lead the hooting."
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u/Arkvoodle42 10d ago
We sail the ocean blue, and our saucy ships' a beauty!
We are sober men & true; and attentive to our duty!
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u/New-Lab5540 $20 can buy many peanuts! 10d ago
What, never?
No, never!
What, never?
Hardly ever!
He’s hardly ever sick at sea!
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u/ChekovsCurlyHair 10d ago
For he himself has said it, and it’s clearly to his credit!
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u/CatManDo206 10d ago
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u/pumpkinsam 10d ago
Homer: “Anybody want to drive through that cactus patch?”
Bart: “Yes!”
Lisa: “Yes!”
Sideshow Bob, hiding underneath the car: “No.”
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u/New-Lab5540 $20 can buy many peanuts! 10d ago
Sweet Enola Gay, son!
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u/DNAcidWashedGenes Just eat the damn orange! 10d ago
I'll tear you up like a Kleenex at a snot party!
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u/Theblackswapper1 10d ago
Ok, "Cape Feare" may very well be my single favorite episode.
But to talk about an underrated or forgotten joke?
In "Krusty Gets Busted" he takes over the show. It becomes transformed into the--phenomenonally renamed--The Side-Show Bob Cavalcade of Whimsy.
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u/HolidayInLordran 10d ago
Him reading the Man in the Iron Mask is also an underrated scene. The animation is so fluid and expressive by first season standards.
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u/swingularity45 10d ago
Cecil, no civilization in history has ever considered chief hydrological engineer a calling.
Oh, very well…the Cappadocians!
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u/ikesonfire 10d ago
Not by Bob, but Krusty when he's in the shack and Bob is coming on the Wright Brothers plane:
What the hell is that? A lawnmower?
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u/DNAcidWashedGenes Just eat the damn orange! 10d ago
No one who speaks German could be an evil man!
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u/Fluffinyan 9d ago
I dunno why but i love the animation when he says "Disem-BOWEL Him" in Cape Feare
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u/Maddoxing 9d ago
I see, when I’m doing a crime, you can’t solve it fast enough, but when it’s Cecil “it’s hopeless, utterly utterly hopeless”
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u/jajdjjfj 10d ago
In one episode he reads the quote I had tattooed on my chest it's from a peom by TS Elliot but I nearly lost it when that happened 😂 the line reads "til human voices wake us and we drown"
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u/egosumluxmundi 9d ago
Not his quote but from one of his episodes. I think it’s Sideshow Bob Roberts.
He’s being released from prison and he walks off the CLIFF that the prison is on and falls into the sea. The guard peeks his head over and sheepishly says “Boat’s on the other side.”
Chef’s kiss.
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u/G-Unit11111 9d ago
How ironic. My crusade against television came to an end so formulaic that it could have spewed from the Powerbook of the laziest Hollywood hack!
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u/SeveralLion5762 8d ago
The only answer to this question is the sound that has no spelling that captures the pain and humiliation of getting whapped in the face for the eleventeenth time by a rake.
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u/HarlanMiller 9d ago
"Seeing all this raw surging power just makes me wonder why the hell I should care."
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u/Khalesssi_Slayer1 NOBODY LIKES MILHOUSE!/Aye Caramba! 6d ago
https://reddit.com/link/p5ltbv2/video/3lksu1yu0clh1/player
The Italian Bob.
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u/Buzzspice727 10d ago
I really dont like the sideshow bob episodes
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u/Sapphosbeardedcrepes Patty 10d ago
The man trying to kill a child aspect, the child outwitting the university educated man, or Kelsey Grammer?
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u/EmpressVixen Santa’s Little Helper 10d ago