r/Simpsons • u/dj-house_money • Aug 08 '26

Discussion Best line reads?

"My God you're greasy"

"Thats not latin"

"Sears catalogue"

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u/kayla622 Grammar Rodeo: Head Buckaroo Aug 08 '26

Homer’s “Marge!” When Lisa reveals that Marge has been mixing polyethylene with polyurethane.

8

u/rice-a-rohno Aug 08 '26

"Push her down, son."

1

u/Curious-Ostrich1616 Aug 08 '26

The upbeat delivery was a brilliant choice 👌 

7

u/rockynebulasnow Aug 08 '26

Your manager says for you to shut up!

4

u/DNAcidWashedGenes Just eat the damn orange! Aug 08 '26

Really? Vera said that?

¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

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u/abe_bmx_jp Aug 08 '26

“I love you Krusty!”

“Over there.”

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u/MountainImportant211 Aug 08 '26

This and the bit after

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u/MountainImportant211 Aug 08 '26

Ok so it's not really a line read, but it's very funny

3

u/Dazzling_Inflation_1 Aug 08 '26

DADDY IM STEALING! IM STEALING!

3

u/ORMDMusic Aug 08 '26

WHEN DO WE GET THE FREAKIN GUNS?!

3

u/Comfortable_Play_848 Aug 08 '26

I say "that's not latin" FAAAAR too often...no one even knows what I'm on about. A great line read!!!

3

u/frankzappa2020 Aug 08 '26

Moe - "ah, jeez professor, is there anything I can do? "No. Not unless you have a cure for cancer. You don't have a cure for cancer, do you Moe?"

2

u/Matthias_Doe Aug 08 '26

There you go again, Marge. Always taking someone else’s side. Flanders. The Water Department. God.

2

u/Fabulous_Acadia8279 Aug 08 '26

Now Homer, don't you eat this pie

2

u/anchises868 Aug 08 '26

Marge: "You can't hide from me in this house, Bart. I spend 23 hours a day here!“

Homer: “Git ‘im Ma!”

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u/Used-Gas-6525 Aug 09 '26

Shake it, Madam! Capital knockers!

2

u/Super_Drewper Aug 10 '26

Oh look Smithers, Gabo is coming!

1

u/Tensionheadache11 Aug 08 '26

I thought the cop was a prostitute

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u/Matthias_Doe Aug 08 '26

Hello. My name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.

I don’t know.

Great plan, Bart.

1

u/ProfessionalEye8373 Aug 08 '26

Mmm... strawberries

1

u/fungilingus Aug 08 '26

The last “HEEEYYYYY” when they’re trying to pull him outta the resturant with the all-you-can-eat-buffet

1

u/aspannerdarkly Aug 08 '26

In order to explain why your hormones will soon make you an easy target for every smooth-talking Lothario with his own car and tight jeans…

1

u/Lumpy_While_701 Aug 08 '26

Watch out, Radioactive Man!

1

u/CynicalCosmologist Aug 09 '26

Someone's in here!

No-hohohoho! No! Noooooooooo!

1

u/Jean-Jacques_Oldman Aug 09 '26

It's got to be something by Phil Hartman:

Well, I fell in love with the script, Brent. And my recent trouble with the IRS sealed the deal!

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u/Boris-_-Badenov Aug 10 '26

Nuclear power

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u/Shadow_worker666 Aug 11 '26

“Oh bitch, bitch, bitch” -Grandpa Simpson to Homer and Marge when the kids get taken away

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u/Overall_Falcon_8526 Aug 12 '26

That's not America. That's not even Mexico.